Name: RedCream 2007-07-30 12:58 ID:P95XR4pB
Do you think that women have any idea whatsoever about how fucking great it is to have a cock?
1. PISS: You can piss where and when you want. "The world is our urinal." It's all good ... 'cept for that annoying dribble at the end; gotta shake it a LOT to get it out without leaving a spot.
2. BEAT: You can whip it out and stroke 'til Underverse come!
3. COME: Orgasm is like being Gilgamesh. POWER! At the height of your personal rapture, you'd smite cities and transvestites if you could! KAA-BLAAAAM!
4. RAPE: Yeh, we can RAPE if we wish. Merely having the potential, and choice of raping, is often enough to satisfy.
Penis envy is only natural, but it probably doesn't go far enough. Using a dick's GREAT! There are 4 reasons right there ... and a cock's not some smelly and bleeding body crevice that needs an entire medical profession to take care of it.
1. PISS: You can piss where and when you want. "The world is our urinal." It's all good ... 'cept for that annoying dribble at the end; gotta shake it a LOT to get it out without leaving a spot.
2. BEAT: You can whip it out and stroke 'til Underverse come!
3. COME: Orgasm is like being Gilgamesh. POWER! At the height of your personal rapture, you'd smite cities and transvestites if you could! KAA-BLAAAAM!
4. RAPE: Yeh, we can RAPE if we wish. Merely having the potential, and choice of raping, is often enough to satisfy.
Penis envy is only natural, but it probably doesn't go far enough. Using a dick's GREAT! There are 4 reasons right there ... and a cock's not some smelly and bleeding body crevice that needs an entire medical profession to take care of it.