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What is: The Facesitting of Moses?

Name: FOM Admin 2007-07-16 13:08 ID:yShtgrvn

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one indivisually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesiiting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practise, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sit's on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0  <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacriligious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Budhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

I will be happy to answer any questions you have.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-16 14:02 ID:wEFbdHNP

The facesitting of moses!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 7:11 ID:EddSaAzK

I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 9:11 ID:fiKgzrPb

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 11:25 ID:JD42ay1w

sjis room you fucks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 18:23 ID:9vaVkg4f

I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 18:27 ID:EddSaAzK

>>6
The facesitting of Moses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 19:27 ID:Heaven

I could shit on your face to this thread

Name: Brady 2007-07-17 20:29 ID:4Je/IsAS

Well, facesitting is an opinion, backed by the conservatives in congress who adopted a "don't ask, don't tell" policy regarding infant cannibalism.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 20:30 ID:1ho/O6X2

this thread is this

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-17 22:25 ID:JmXsw4Et

http://www.captainnigger.tk

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 8:54 ID:i/n6uo8N

The facesitting of Moses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 9:21 ID:SsvulraW

>>8
The facesitting of Moses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 10:22 ID:gVNWILc3

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 10:25 ID:gVNWILc3

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Moses01

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 10:27 ID:vBx+SV96

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses
(__)_) <---Moses' ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses' twin brother

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 12:34 ID:SsvulraW

OP here,

>>15

Excellent work, my son.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-18 22:09 ID:5nw2ORhl

>>1
is a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 8:21 ID:YXvRV1ee

>>18
I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 10:07 ID:W3uYKTzn

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 11:26 ID:kQq7dtJ8

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
(__)_) <--- Moses' ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses' twin brother
(__)_) <--- Moses' twin brother's ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's mom

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 12:35 ID:4VKKYd4r

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
(__)_) <--- Moses' ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses' twin brother
(__)_) <--- Moses' twin brother's ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's mom
(__)_) <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's mom's ass
<('_'<) <--- Kirby

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 13:55 ID:DSTaWsds

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses
(__)_) <--- Moses' ass
M/'.'/M <--- Aaron
(__)_) <--- Aaron's Ass
W-'_'-W <--- Noah
(__)_) <--- Noah's Ass
w-@.@-w <-- Jacob

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 14:35 ID:YXvRV1ee

Poor Jacob! =O

Name: (__)_) <--- Ass 2007-07-19 14:59 ID:kEBnI1pO

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
(__)_) <--- Moses' ass
[-TNT-]<--- Dynamite

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 15:14 ID:JEtuTN9v

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
(__)_) <--- Moses' ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses' twin brother
(__)_) <--- Moses' twin brother's ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's mom
(______)____) <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's mom's ass

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 15:53 ID:JEtuTN9v

<('_'<) <--- Kirby

That is Kirby? More like Tardy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 16:48 ID:JEtuTN9v

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses
(__)_) <--- Moses' ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses' twin brother
(__)_) <--- Moses' twin brother's ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's mom
(______)____) <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's mom's ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses and Moses' twin brother's dad

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 17:36 ID:Heaven

>>1 It's your mom

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-19 20:57 ID:Xy29RhqX

>>29
you fail

Name: SAGE SAGE SAGE 2007-07-19 20:59 ID:Heaven

FACESITTING MOSES IS NOT A MEME.

Name: SAGE SAGE SAGE 2007-07-20 1:45 ID:Heaven

>>31
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 8:38 ID:xFNCzLO0

FACESITTING MOSES IS NOW A MEME.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 10:50 ID:xFNCzLO0

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 15:36 ID:Jytq0HqR

The facesitting of moses!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 15:39 ID:Heaven

fuck off with this bullshit spam

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 16:07 ID:Jytq0HqR

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 16:26 ID:kUto/1/I

The facesitting of Moses.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 17:11 ID:fyfZJgok

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-20 17:40 ID:7KJzUz1b

http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/thumb/200px-Gay_Bear_Firefighter.png

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 9:44 ID:JL5v3LnB

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 22:42 ID:r7ahsAvI

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 0:36 ID:Heaven

ಠ_ಠ trolls where are they?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 2:22 ID:BlcAadLe

Moses is sniffing my butthole... dear >>1 should I be concerned?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:08 ID:HlMMlDmU

>>44
No, that is perfectly normal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:13 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:13 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 7:49 ID:vVM6NjwY

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 9:47 ID:VCmBh5bq

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 9:48 ID:VCmBh5bq

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Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 10:14 ID:uWwgy3if

>>44
Yes, as Anon says, that's nothing to worry about. If the sniffing bother's you, put all your weight on his nose to block breathing altogether.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 11:13 ID:f+wiEdod

I for one welcome our new FOM overlords.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 15:36 ID:lh6Sgjdj

MOSESSITTING OF FACE

m-'.'-m  <--- Moses
(__)_) <---  Ass
  :)  <--- Face

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 2:10 ID:OZGXQAAi

oh noes ;o

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 2:10 ID:OZGXQAAi

BTW, >>61 = win

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 4:18 ID:AO/Oti3B

I DESPERATELY WANT TO PRESS MY FACE BETWEEN MOSES' CHEESY ASS CHEEKS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 7:34 ID:NfBVQWtN

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 13:31 ID:a6Ag4JHJ

>>64
I don't know what kind of religion you're thinking of here, but we are only simple folk born with the sole purpose to facesit Moses - and not the other way around!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 16:40 ID:DVEkx100

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 18:18 ID:ZjPjXWAs

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 7:33 ID:jmbiLak3

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 8:22 ID:uPn7DWGJ

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 8:59 ID:jmbiLak3

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 5:38

truth for youth

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-11 5:51

>>72
Wow, bro forgot your sage there!

Name: Anusymous 2009-05-11 5:54

>>73
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-11 6:04

>>74
Nope! Also wtf I was just banned for being a "spam bot" I am NOT a spam bot! The "You're an anus!" bot is a bot! Why doesn't it ban him?

Name: Anusymous 2009-05-11 6:05

>>75
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 8:20

>>75
Because I and my bot come from /prog/; also, there are no mods here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 8:58

>>39
I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 13:41

(__)_) <--- Moses
m-'.'-m  <--- Ass

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 14:57

still makes no fuckin sense

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-03 15:42

JEWS

Name: amyyy 2010-09-03 19:18

Newfags this site doesn't think any of you can troll it. http://chat-disorder.net/

Name: Amy 2010-09-03 19:20

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Name: Amy 2010-09-03 19:21

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 20:55

>>84
fuck off

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-04 0:04

where exactly do you find Moses?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-04 8:36

>>86
I suppose you'd have to define "Moses".

After months of meditation one young priest thought he'd finally found the answer. To the high priest he proclaimed: "The Facesitting of Moses, The mind, and sentient beings, after all, do not exist. The true nature of FoM is emptiness. There is no realization, no delusion, no sage, no mediocrity. There is no giving and nothing to be received."

The high priest then sweeped both legs of the young priest knocking him to the ground before nesting his ass on his face.

"If nothing exists," he inquired, "where does this warm sensation around your face come from?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-05 16:29

>>87
Now that's a response I could facesit Moses to!

Name: RedCream 2010-09-05 19:27

>>88
Then do it:  FACESIT THAT MOSES!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-05 21:06

This is the shittest ``meme'' to ever grace this place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-06 0:46

>>89
Well look who emerged from his love dungeon.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-06 9:47

>>90
Fucking atheist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-06 10:30

>>92
Fucking worthless cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-06 10:43

>>93
I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-06 13:01

SWEJ

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-07 5:19

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Jews

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-07 11:23

>>96
*JEWS

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-07 12:49

>>96
*m-'u'-m  <--- JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 20:20

Jackson 5 + 94 get!

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2010-09-07 21:04

100 GET!!!
Still a gay thread.

Name: Kimmo 2010-09-07 22:00

Kimmo get!
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