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What is: The Facesitting of Moses?

Name: FOM Admin 2007-07-16 13:08 ID:yShtgrvn

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one indivisually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesiiting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practise, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sit's on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0  <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacriligious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Budhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

I will be happy to answer any questions you have.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 9:44 ID:JL5v3LnB

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-21 22:42 ID:r7ahsAvI

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 0:36 ID:Heaven

ಠ_ಠ trolls where are they?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 2:22 ID:BlcAadLe

Moses is sniffing my butthole... dear >>1 should I be concerned?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:08 ID:HlMMlDmU

>>44
No, that is perfectly normal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:13 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:13 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-22 7:14 ID:M4X89h03

that's racist!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 7:49 ID:vVM6NjwY

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 9:47 ID:VCmBh5bq

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 9:48 ID:VCmBh5bq

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 10:14 ID:uWwgy3if

>>44
Yes, as Anon says, that's nothing to worry about. If the sniffing bother's you, put all your weight on his nose to block breathing altogether.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 11:13 ID:f+wiEdod

I for one welcome our new FOM overlords.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-23 15:36 ID:lh6Sgjdj

MOSESSITTING OF FACE

m-'.'-m  <--- Moses
(__)_) <---  Ass
  :)  <--- Face

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 2:10 ID:OZGXQAAi

oh noes ;o

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 2:10 ID:OZGXQAAi

BTW, >>61 = win

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 4:18 ID:AO/Oti3B

I DESPERATELY WANT TO PRESS MY FACE BETWEEN MOSES' CHEESY ASS CHEEKS

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 7:34 ID:NfBVQWtN

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-24 13:31 ID:a6Ag4JHJ

>>64
I don't know what kind of religion you're thinking of here, but we are only simple folk born with the sole purpose to facesit Moses - and not the other way around!

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 16:40 ID:DVEkx100

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-25 18:18 ID:ZjPjXWAs

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 7:33 ID:jmbiLak3

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 8:22 ID:uPn7DWGJ

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-26 8:59 ID:jmbiLak3

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m  <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 5:38

truth for youth

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-11 5:51

>>72
Wow, bro forgot your sage there!

Name: Anusymous 2009-05-11 5:54

>>73
You're an anus!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-05-11 6:04

>>74
Nope! Also wtf I was just banned for being a "spam bot" I am NOT a spam bot! The "You're an anus!" bot is a bot! Why doesn't it ban him?

Name: Anusymous 2009-05-11 6:05

>>75
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-11 8:20

>>75
Because I and my bot come from /prog/; also, there are no mods here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 8:58

>>39
I could facesit Moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 13:41

(__)_) <--- Moses
m-'.'-m  <--- Ass

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 14:57

still makes no fuckin sense

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