Weird shit you did/thought as a child

I humped the ground because i didn't know what masturbation was.

No you didn't. This topic is a failed excuse to advocate masturbation being included in Sex Education which altogether is a bad idea.

I didn't fuck any 5 year old girls.
That's the weirdest, and dumbest shit I have ever done.
 

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your gay...

got a bj when i was 3 from a nigger

When i was 5 i closed the pool cuz of aids.

>>6 smart kid!

jacked off and thought my body had special powers that I couldn't talk about

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I remember when I was about 11, I used to rub my dick up and down my bed repeatedly until I gasmed, coz I didn't know how to properly mastibate. The great thing is, back then, I had no cum, so I could do it all the time without making a mess.

i married a nigra when i was 4

I displayed my dick to the whole classroom and got a hardon.

I killed a classmate.

NEVADA TAN!

I was putting my face inside my little brother's ass.

I got tons

1. When I got a Light Saber for my B-day I pretended to be like Jesus and make myself look like a cross holding on my bunk bed. I happen To have the light saber in my mouth but sword up like this
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So I fell and the saber jammed my throat so my mouth and my nose and ears started to bleed.

2. I was outside being baby sat by this spanish women and me and her son was lifting heavy pipes outside and one fell and banged my head. Which I started to bleed and pasted out, which I found out I was in the hospital had 4 stitches.

3. One time I was at the YMCA and this kid threw a rock at a hornet and I happen to go backwards since It was backwards day for me, anywayz he missed and the hornet got pissed so I started to run backwards and I wasn't looking. Then bang I band my spine on a stop sign which I couldn't move for the rest of the day

4. I was running in gym and I fell and broke my ankle and my pedo gym teacher didn't care. The only thing that Color'd blind son of a bitch really cared was talking to the 13 yr olds and trying know what color was coco puffs were.

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Oh and One time my Friends and I had some nasty cheeseburgers and we started to puke, and I threw up on this retarded man's house and My friend ate my puke from off there. Then my other friend puked some egg burger and peed on it and then my friend john ate it. The one who ate my vomit threw up some pasty brownish red vomit, which I hate it with my ice cream spoon. This whole thing lasted for 45 mins vomiting and eating it..

One day at school two little girls dressed up as witches had another little girl captive behind them. They told me it was the girl's birthday so for some reason I had to strangle her... so I threw the captive girl against the fence and did. She died.

I am typing this from a prison where they allow computers.

what is this? SA?

>>1
YOU RAPED THE EARTH

I slayed niggers... piles of them

^^^ Feyg!

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Wate a minnet number twenny.........if u raeped piles o' nigs then they were eather ded or sleapin. NO NIG POINTS 4 Joo!!1!

>>12
cho?

I ate, shat and slept where-ever I liked. I truly did embody the role as the child of the nature

I did a lot of strange shit when I was a kid...

When I was around 6 years old, I had this friend from sunday school and my mom was going over to his house this one time to visit with his mom. While they were visiting, he and I went out to his backyard, and then we took off our pants near this pine tree and started sticking pine needles up our asses.. It was some weird, random thing we just started doing.

Also when I was around 8 or 9, I had this friend who had a little sister, she was a year younger than us. Once, when I visited but he wasn't home, his sister asked if I wanted to play with her instead. I had sort of a crush on her at the time, so I said yeah, and after that sometimes I'd come over just to ply with her. At first we'd just do normal stuff together, like play the snes they had, or go jump on the trampoline.. But after a while we'd play games where we did some really screwy shit, we'd go down to the basement and do stuff like play doctor, where she was pregnant and I was the doctor that had to deliver her baby. She'd lie down on the ground and then I'd stick my hands between her legs and would start pushing and poking her, pushing my finger against her panties and into her pussy and rubbing her crotch and stuff. We didn't know what we were doing, but we had fun doing it so we kept doing more and more things like that.

One time when we were playing and no one else was home, I wanted to have sex with her, and asked her if she wanted to but she was scared, she worried that she might get pregnant for real or something so I came up with the idea to keep just our shirts on. That way, she woldn't get pregnant because in order to have a baby you had to be COMPLETELY naked when having sex, otherwise nothing would happen. That coaxed her enough to say yes, and at that time, we both really did believe that keeping your shirt on would somehow protect you from getting pregnant. We went and crawled under the sheets of her bed and started taking off our clothes. It was dark under the bed covers, so after a moment I asked if she was ready. She started giggling, and then said that she had taken off ALL her clothes by accident or something, but I told her it would be alright as long as at least one of us kept their shirt on. She believed me and so she came and crawled over top of me and sat on me cowgirl style, I then sat up and wrapped my arms around her.. at that point we didn't really know what we were supposed to do. After a moment she started timidly touching my penis that was sorta sticking between her legs, and then I started rubbing it against her pussy. Unfortunately, soon after that we heard someone opening the front door, her mom had just come home. We freaked out and she quickly got off me and we put our clothes back on.

And once I was playing at th playground with this girl and her older brother on one of those giant tires that stick up half out of the ground. It was so big we could actually squeeze inside the tire. Me and the girl went in one side of the tire, and her brother went in the other side. Then her brother told her to kneel down and let me stand on her shoulders and then "hoist" me up, so he could grab my arms from his side of the tire and pull me up and over the "top" of the tire's insides.

Once I had gotten on top of her and we were all in position he told her to start hoisting me up. She didn't though for some reason, and so I started just trying to push my self up, but it was too hard. He asked what the problem was, and I said it was because his sister wasn't helping me up. So he told me to ask her again to push me up and then stamp on her a little. I did what he said but there was still no response from his sister, so he told me stamp on her harder. After a while we both got out of the tire and when we looked inside his sister was still kneeling there, she was face down in the sand, with only the back of her head sticking up out of the ground. She wasn't moving. He started calling to her but she didn't respond.

After that my grandfather suddenly came out of nowhere and started dragging me home(I was staying at my grandparents that day). He was really strict and was angry that I had apparently snuck out earlier to play at the playground and had gotten myself all dirty. I remember saying that I would take a bath right away when I got home, but to stop and let me go check on this girl first. But he was too angry to even listen and continued dragging me hom.

My friend and I used to give each other hand-jobs when we were 9-10

One time when I was like 8 or 9 a lot of my family came over to my mouse and were outside drinking coffee. That day I decided to go outside and pee in the grass where they could all see me. After I finished, I pointed at them and said "CLEAN IT UP YOU FUCKING NIGRAS!" even though no one in my family's black.

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