Weird shit you did/thought as a child

I humped the ground because i didn't know what masturbation was.

I got tons

1. When I got a Light Saber for my B-day I pretended to be like Jesus and make myself look like a cross holding on my bunk bed. I happen To have the light saber in my mouth but sword up like this
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So I fell and the saber jammed my throat so my mouth and my nose and ears started to bleed.

2. I was outside being baby sat by this spanish women and me and her son was lifting heavy pipes outside and one fell and banged my head. Which I started to bleed and pasted out, which I found out I was in the hospital had 4 stitches.

3. One time I was at the YMCA and this kid threw a rock at a hornet and I happen to go backwards since It was backwards day for me, anywayz he missed and the hornet got pissed so I started to run backwards and I wasn't looking. Then bang I band my spine on a stop sign which I couldn't move for the rest of the day

4. I was running in gym and I fell and broke my ankle and my pedo gym teacher didn't care. The only thing that Color'd blind son of a bitch really cared was talking to the 13 yr olds and trying know what color was coco puffs were.