Weird shit you did/thought as a child

I humped the ground because i didn't know what masturbation was.

One time when I was like 8 or 9 a lot of my family came over to my mouse and were outside drinking coffee. That day I decided to go outside and pee in the grass where they could all see me. After I finished, I pointed at them and said "CLEAN IT UP YOU FUCKING NIGRAS!" even though no one in my family's black.