Women are bitches

So I dated this girl for 3 years. Everything was going great. I really felt I loved her, and was ready to do everything for her. I wanted to marry her.
One day she asked me if I really loved her. I answered that I did. She then said: "Prove it". I asked her what she wants me to do, and she said she wants me to cut off my dick.
I was shocked. I asked her how are we going to have sex if I cut off my dick, and she said that I would use a strap-on.
She said that if I am ready to sacrifice my pleasure for her, that would prove that I love her and only desire her happiness.
Well, I took a machete... And did it.
After I got out of the hospital and returned home, I found her in bed with my friend. She said she was on crack when she asked me to do what I did, and she doesn't even love me.
She called me a loser.
Women are such fucking bitches.

>>1
Stay strong brother. You'll find the woman for who's not a bitch, just keep ur head up!

1. Buy a glue.
2. Find your lost dick.
3. Glue your dick back to yourself.
4. ??????
5. Profit.

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ALL FAIL. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY MADE UP BULLSHIT. DON T REPLY TO THIS DREK, DONT FEED THE TROLL.

>>4
NO, you.

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NO U

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NO YOU.

>>5,6,7

NO U

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NO U
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NO U