Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 12:08 ID:GYR93kbX
So I dated this girl for 3 years. Everything was going great. I really felt I loved her, and was ready to do everything for her. I wanted to marry her.
One day she asked me if I really loved her. I answered that I did. She then said: "Prove it". I asked her what she wants me to do, and she said she wants me to cut off my dick.
I was shocked. I asked her how are we going to have sex if I cut off my dick, and she said that I would use a strap-on.
She said that if I am ready to sacrifice my pleasure for her, that would prove that I love her and only desire her happiness.
Well, I took a machete... And did it.
After I got out of the hospital and returned home, I found her in bed with my friend. She said she was on crack when she asked me to do what I did, and she doesn't even love me.
She called me a loser.
Women are such fucking bitches.
One day she asked me if I really loved her. I answered that I did. She then said: "Prove it". I asked her what she wants me to do, and she said she wants me to cut off my dick.
I was shocked. I asked her how are we going to have sex if I cut off my dick, and she said that I would use a strap-on.
She said that if I am ready to sacrifice my pleasure for her, that would prove that I love her and only desire her happiness.
Well, I took a machete... And did it.
After I got out of the hospital and returned home, I found her in bed with my friend. She said she was on crack when she asked me to do what I did, and she doesn't even love me.
She called me a loser.
Women are such fucking bitches.