two girls in one night and my dick exploded

So last week my girlfriend invited me over to her house, thinking her mom would be gone. We went inside and didn't see anyone, so we assumed it to be empty. We went up to her room and just left her door open, since we thought no one was home. While we were having sex we got pretty loud and after a little while heard some footsteps. We looked over at the doorway and saw her mom staring right at us looking shocked. Instead of stopping I beckoned her to come over, and my girlfriend didn't protest. After banging the both of them at the same time, my dick felt really sore. I looked down at it was swollen as hell, 3x as wide as usual. Looked like a blown up sausage. Went to the doctor a couple days later and he told me it exploded due to too much sex at the same time. Now people know me as the guy whose dick exploded from too much sex.

Ever since then, I been the champ.

sage

you can't bang two chicks at the same time, unless you have a really long dick that was capable of snaking through from vag to mouth and into another chic

>>3
He has 2, he's a mutant

or there was another guy with him

Then HE wouldn't have fucked 2 at once, he would have fucked one and the other guy the other.

you never know... he could have left that info. out

So last week my girlfriend invited me over to her house, thinking her mom would be gone. We went inside and didn't see anyone, so we assumed it to be empty. We went up to her room and just left her door open, since we thought no one was home. While we were having sex we got pretty loud and after a little while heard some footsteps. We looked over at the doorway and saw her mom staring right at us looking shocked. Instead of stopping I beckoned her to come over, and my girlfriend didn't protest. After banging the both of them at the same time, my dick felt really sore. I looked down at it was swollen as hell, 3x as wide as usual. Looked like a blown up sausage. Went to the doctor a couple days later and he told me "Yo home, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby "Yo home, smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Ever since then, I been the champ.

I looked at the bottom and say "Yo home, smell ya later!", next time add a few sentences after the belair

yeah or else it will seem more stupid then it already was...

>>9
>>10
gay lovers

>>11
gay

>>12
:-*

>>13
Yo

>>14
:-*

So you used two hands to masturbate? Why dont you just say it?

:o