two girls in one night and my dick exploded

So last week my girlfriend invited me over to her house, thinking her mom would be gone. We went inside and didn't see anyone, so we assumed it to be empty. We went up to her room and just left her door open, since we thought no one was home. While we were having sex we got pretty loud and after a little while heard some footsteps. We looked over at the doorway and saw her mom staring right at us looking shocked. Instead of stopping I beckoned her to come over, and my girlfriend didn't protest. After banging the both of them at the same time, my dick felt really sore. I looked down at it was swollen as hell, 3x as wide as usual. Looked like a blown up sausage. Went to the doctor a couple days later and he told me it exploded due to too much sex at the same time. Now people know me as the guy whose dick exploded from too much sex.

Ever since then, I been the champ.

you can't bang two chicks at the same time, unless you have a really long dick that was capable of snaking through from vag to mouth and into another chic