The bible

1:1          At the first God made the duck and the roll.
1:2          And the duckroll was waste and without form; and it was barrelduckroll on the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God was moving on the face of the waters.
1:3          And God said, Let there be duckduckroll: and there was duckduckroll.
1:4          And God, looking on the duckduckroll, saw that it was good: and God made a division between the duckduckroll and the barrelduckroll,
1:5          Naming the duckduckroll, Day, and the barrelduckroll, Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
1:6          And God said, Let there be a solid shoop stretching over the waters, parting the waters from the waters.
1:7          And God made the shoop for a division between the waters which were under the shoop and those which were over it: and it was so.
1:8          And God gave the shoop the name of duck. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
1:9          And God said, Let the waters under the duck come together in one place, and let the dry land be seen: and it was so.
1:10          And God gave the dry land the name of duckroll; and the waters together in their place were named Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11          And God said, Let grass come up on the duckroll, and /b/ producing shoops, and wimminz giving sammiches, in which is bacon: and it was so.

1:1          At the first God made the duck and the roll.
1:2          And the duckroll was waste and without form; and it was barrelduckroll on the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God was moving on the face of the waters.
1:3          And God said, Let there be duckduckroll: and there was duckduckroll.
1:4          And God, looking on the duckduckroll, saw that it was good: and God made a division between the duckduckroll and the barrelduckroll,
1:5          Naming the duckduckroll, Day, and the barrelduckroll, Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
1:6          And God said, Let there be a solid shoop stretching over the waters, parting the waters from the waters.
1:7          And God made the shoop for a division between the waters which were under the shoop and those which were over it: and it was so.
1:8          And God gave the shoop the name of duck. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
1:9          And God said, Let the waters under the duck come together in one place, and let the dry land be seen: and it was so.
1:10          And God gave the dry land the name of duckroll; and the waters together in their place were named Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11          And God said, Let grass come up on the duckroll, and /b/ producing shoops, and wimminz giving sammiches, in which is bacon: and it was so.

1:1          At the first God made the duck and the roll.
1:2          And the duckroll was waste and without form; and it was barrelroll on the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God was moving on the face of the waters.
1:3          And God said, Let there be duckroll: and there was duckroll.
1:4          And God, looking on the duckroll, saw that it was good: and God made a division between the duckroll and the barrelroll,
1:5          Naming the duckroll, Day, and the barrelroll, Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
1:6          And God said, Let there be a solid shoop stretching over the waters, parting the waters from the waters.
1:7          And God made the shoop for a division between the waters which were under the shoop and those which were over it: and it was so.
1:8          And God gave the shoop the name of duck. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
1:9          And God said, Let the waters under the duck come together in one place, and let the dry land be seen: and it was so.
1:10          And God gave the dry land the name of duckroll; and the waters together in their place were named Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11          And God said, Let grass come up on the duckroll, and /b/ producing shoops, and wimminz giving sammiches, in which is bacon: and it was so.

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