Name: Brother Gonaf 2007-06-02 8:37 ID:ea/qOCdE
1:1 At the first God made the duck and the roll.
1:2 And the duckroll was waste and without form; and it was barrelduckroll on the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God was moving on the face of the waters.
1:3 And God said, Let there be duckduckroll: and there was duckduckroll.
1:4 And God, looking on the duckduckroll, saw that it was good: and God made a division between the duckduckroll and the barrelduckroll,
1:5 Naming the duckduckroll, Day, and the barrelduckroll, Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
1:6 And God said, Let there be a solid shoop stretching over the waters, parting the waters from the waters.
1:7 And God made the shoop for a division between the waters which were under the shoop and those which were over it: and it was so.
1:8 And God gave the shoop the name of duck. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the duck come together in one place, and let the dry land be seen: and it was so.
1:10 And God gave the dry land the name of duckroll; and the waters together in their place were named Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11 And God said, Let grass come up on the duckroll, and /b/ producing shoops, and wimminz giving sammiches, in which is bacon: and it was so.
1:2 And the duckroll was waste and without form; and it was barrelduckroll on the face of the deep: and the Spirit of God was moving on the face of the waters.
1:3 And God said, Let there be duckduckroll: and there was duckduckroll.
1:4 And God, looking on the duckduckroll, saw that it was good: and God made a division between the duckduckroll and the barrelduckroll,
1:5 Naming the duckduckroll, Day, and the barrelduckroll, Night. And there was evening and there was morning, the first day.
1:6 And God said, Let there be a solid shoop stretching over the waters, parting the waters from the waters.
1:7 And God made the shoop for a division between the waters which were under the shoop and those which were over it: and it was so.
1:8 And God gave the shoop the name of duck. And there was evening and there was morning, the second day.
1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the duck come together in one place, and let the dry land be seen: and it was so.
1:10 And God gave the dry land the name of duckroll; and the waters together in their place were named Seas: and God saw that it was good.
1:11 And God said, Let grass come up on the duckroll, and /b/ producing shoops, and wimminz giving sammiches, in which is bacon: and it was so.