fun at target

so anyway, today I was at target, and I saw this really hot girl who was checking out some food products down the aisle, i walked down the aisle and slapped her butt.  i didn't look back at all, i just heard her say "...the fuck" in dismay.


However, I was wondering if it was illegal to do this or if she'll be some feminazi and try and report me to the cops with security cams and all :(


any advice on if it's illegal to slap her ass? :D


Thanks.

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yeah, her being a FEMINAZI is the only possible reason she'd get angry enough about it to report you for slapping your fat, hairy, autistic-looking hand against her ass. GREAT JOB FAGGOT

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some asses need slappin', you did a service

yes, quite a service. oh and just so evry1 noes if u ddnt already(if u ddnt then fu n00b),feminazi is stephen colbert's,for he is a god

ITT sexual harassment stories?

next time shout, "slap dat ass, WOOOOO!"

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