fun at target

so anyway, today I was at target, and I saw this really hot girl who was checking out some food products down the aisle, i walked down the aisle and slapped her butt.  i didn't look back at all, i just heard her say "...the fuck" in dismay.


However, I was wondering if it was illegal to do this or if she'll be some feminazi and try and report me to the cops with security cams and all :(


any advice on if it's illegal to slap her ass? :D


Thanks.

danisk wish oik are worse were hate you deride you and i