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winning lotto

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:12 ID:QzYSTjYb

I bought a lotto ticket yesterday. there is a 9 million $ jackpot. if i dont win im going to kill myself. im really scared.
whats some painless suicide methods please?

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-17 19:19 ID:wXvgqpza

Have unprotected sex with a prostitute and wait until you die of AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:21 ID:QzYSTjYb

>>2
serious suggestions only plz.
It's really hard to find good suicide info on the internet. i want death but with no pain or death, how canna do it???

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:23 ID:iR/xe98B

Hold your breath. Fuck that would be manly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:25 ID:QzYSTjYb

>>4
how does maddox's cock taste? Good?
Please help me guys the lotto draw is in 4 days if (when?) i lose i wanna go out right away with no pain. plz give me a few pointers

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:28 ID:iR/xe98B

Theres another idea. Suck some cock until you choke.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:29 ID:QzYSTjYb

>>3
that should read with no pain or RISK. sorry all, im a little frazzeled though. my psychologist refuses to see me anymore. fuck everyone hates me.
im prety damn lonely. i need a painless suicide.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:40 ID:yBETowUp

troll

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-17 20:28 ID:wXvgqpza

Go into Mexico with a sign that says "I hate faggot beaners"

Well, hopefully they will make it quick and not torture you first.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:29 ID:X2lMv0nG

sleeping pills and a bag on your head.

stickycam that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:50 ID:QzYSTjYb

>>8
I'm not trolling. I have the lotto ticket and im ready for death. if i have to drown myself then so be it but i was hoping you'd have some other easier suggestions.
it sounds crazy to put my life in the hands of a lotto ticket but there you have it. im hoping that god will give me a break. just think, if i win then obviously the universe wants me to live. if not: goodbye fags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 21:33 ID:X2lMv0nG

>>11
at least you'll finally realize god hate you...

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:29 ID:Heaven

>>11
hahahaha yeah right
100% chance you'll puss out at the last minute
don't post on here you faggot pussy

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 5:35 ID:Ktrf4928

bump..

Name: sage 2007-04-19 6:48 ID:Heaven

sage

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:15 ID:Ktrf4928

>>15
bumbeb

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 8:48 ID:Heaven

>>15
sageing again

Name: win 2007-04-19 9:20 ID:Ktrf4928

>>17
winning again

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:39 ID:ZW1eHl/4

How do I win lotto?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-05 6:06

>>19

Lotto Cash Machine : http://lottocashmachine.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-15 12:58

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 13:17

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-18 15:19

So I'm guessing he is now dead. It's funny because he never understood that winning the lottery is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Everyone turns on you when they know you have cash.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/reasons-lucky-winning-lottery-numbers/story?id=17839568

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-27 23:28

Lottery Master Formula : http://www.lottomasterformula.com

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 3:46

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-28 10:33

The government insists that it doesn't over-tax the poor. Lies. The lottery is the ultimate tax on the poor. The worst part is that they lack the self awareness to publicly acknowledge that they've been robbed. Also the Federal Reserve is the best thing to ever happen to America. Ever since Jackson destroyed the National central bank, the Global bank has been more than happy to absorb all of our debts and force our hand to go to wars that we never asked for. Thank you, Illuminati!

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