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Would these be good conversational openers?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 12:25 ID:51eF6NmY

I'm not that good at opening with girls and I just wanted to know if these would be good converrsational openers. If they suck, don't be afraid to say so, maybe give me a few good conversational openers.

"Hey I saw you after school yesterday."

"What did you over the weekend?"

"So, what do you think of the weather?/Nice weather today, huh?"

"What are you studying?"

"What did you do yesterday?"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 12:26 ID:51eF6NmY

They suck.

Sorry.

Because you have about 5 secs to come across as interesting and different from all other guys, and of high value. And if you work it right, those 5 secs will buy you the next 30. Which buy you the next 3 mins, the next 10 mins, half hour etc...

When you first approach, you need to put your best foot forward. Those openers are boring, and is what every other normal, BORING guy would have said to her.

You have to be different, you must stand out.

And it all depends on the way you deliver it, and may vary depending on the age group of women you are opening.

I am still young, and i can open fine by just being loud and fun, hell i even barked at a girl once.

Just remember, your opener and the way you deliver it must convey that you are different, interesting, and of high value. Not boring "What do you think of the weather" crap.

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-17 12:31 ID:Ssd42rad

"Can I stick it in the pooper?"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 12:33 ID:UXCtohIk

"You WHORE!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 14:52 ID:Yna6vYiJ

>>2
Fuck I hate Arsenio Hall

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 15:07 ID:VeV0NMP/

>>1

"So, what do you think of the weather?/Nice weather today, huh?"



ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?

That had really, really, REALLY better be a joke.
If you seriously consider talking about THE WEATHER, then you're so well and truly fucked, it's... I just can't...

What the fucking FUCK is wrong with you!?!
That is THE most UNORIGINAL, most PATHETIC, most uncommunicative, unexpressive, hollow, inane, pointless, abhorrent EXCUSE for a conversation starter to ever even be INVENTED in the first place, LET ALONE USED IN THIS DAY AND AGE as a "pickup line".
I hope you like retarded or possibly even braindead girls, because THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER EVEN DREAM OF WITH THOSE CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS.



Talk about something MEANINGFUL OR RELEVANT. Jesus Christ.
Seriously, that you would even CONSIDER such a thing really does baffle me beyond all comprehension.
I'm female. That shit... NEVER GOING TO WORK, BUDDY.


HO-LY SHIT. Man. You need some real help.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 15:11 ID:Ta3lLkd0

>>1 got served by >>6

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 15:22 ID:OstB6r2w

I'm not sure if you should even ask this question here. Most people on 4chan are loners with no gf.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 15:33 ID:hXWOh3nQ

If it's in a classroom, "Hey, do we have a quiz today?"  You can replace 'quiz' with 'exam' or 'paper due' depending on the class.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 16:50 ID:v8s4tt3k

Try, "So i herd u liek mudkips"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 17:49 ID:Heaven

ask her: what her cup size is
how often she shaves her pitts/vag/nipples

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 17:51 ID:6rrRXVj5

"Oh god stop arousing me STOP AROUSING ME..My doctor said I shouldn't get aroused after giving such a huge amount of blood as my gigantic penis will fill up and I will fall unconciou--"






Hey it worked for me.




I lied.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:42 ID:oHJMzDgq

3 Simple Words: 13 inch COCK!

Just yell them at girls and they'll go crazy for you. At first they'll get kind of creeped out, that's why the next 2 seconds are crucial. You have to grab their hand and have her gently stroke your 13 inch cock. She'll know you're not playing and your massive package is for real.

At first she'll be all nonchalant about it just trying to play it off as weirdo so her friends don't think she's sex hungry. But that's the thing that bitch just got wet and wants your raging hard on. Then from then on after a couple of days she won't stop talking to you and you won't believe that this girl, who you were dying to talk to, won't stop fuckin talking to you for at least 1 fucking minute and you wish you didn't know her.

That fuckin bitch just won't leave you alone. You gave her a fucking and now she wants to make a big deal about it. Tell her it's over and as far as your relationship is concerned it's through. Then file a restraining order. 13 in. cock drives the bitches crazy!!!

There is only one way that this won't work though and that's if you don't have a 13 in. cock. Luckily I do and don't have to worry about this. But if you don't don't worry about it. Just change a couple of the steps. For example when you grab her hand make her caress your cock and then go a little bit extra down your leg. She might get fooled by it and think it bigger than it is. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 19:44 ID:N52VxRxD

There are two methods of talking to girls;

1. From a far distance make sure she looks at you, then give her a wink. If she smiles, you're good to go.

2. Say "HI".

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:00 ID:99t5+g6u

introducing yourself to random girls at school is risky business.
try to figure out something you both have in common before talking to her, like maybe a common friend, or interest.

if she likes mudkips you better post some pics in a few weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 20:34 ID:JWqLdQgi

stop being such a pussy for a start. just be NORMAL and yourself. ppl can pick up if your nervous and most teen girls convert this to "freak" which of course you're not they're just too fucking smashed out on hormons to think any better is all.

take it from an old fart. when you look for it you find none. when you're not looking and are just getting on with your life then the chance you will have more pussy than you can handle becomes a real possibility.

stop thinking of what others think and just do it. live life ffs :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 0:15 ID:TrqaD7iI

"Well hello, I did VTech.  Go out with me or I'll cap your ass with my superior Korean Starcraft-SemiAuto's."

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 0:17 ID:FihA+xye

>>17
:(


fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 0:21 ID:xjzzsI/f

>>17
win

Name: The puzzle master 2007-04-19 0:23 ID:qomJu4/l

RANDOM SONG Quate

"walk up and stick ur nuts in her face"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 0:32 ID:3t6v6rLI

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 1:49 ID:FihA+xye

Today at school I had so many good occasions to talk to lusty sluts, but everytime I try to jump on one, I can't. It's like some stupid, annoying voice inside of me tells me: "Don't do it! you'll embarass yourself, you'll only be bothering her, wasting both your time and her's, blablabla". I just can't get past that stupid voice, no matter how I try. I already tried a little while ago in a mall, I couldn't do it. I tried to warm me up by talking with a few clerks, but once again when I tried with random people it didn't work. I get so nervous as soon as I try.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 4:17 ID:mb+t2iM6

just walk up and ask if she can give you moar channals and ask if she uses opera

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 4:46 ID:O9GlKeNi

>>8
Duh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 4:58 ID:/14LHbFx

>>17
Hello, I did VTech. Go out with me or I'll Zerg Rush you.

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 4:59 ID:FihA+xye

>>25
Absolute...

fail.

:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 5:00 ID:/14LHbFx

>>26
Let's see you do better. All you post is "FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL". You fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 5:05 ID:FihA+xye

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 6:51 ID:7vNBeMRo

>>25
win

Name: Alex 2007-04-19 7:15 ID:/59u3yb/

Hey, did you know that "lol" spelled backwards is "lol"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:22 ID:7vNBeMRo

>>30 O.O WOW! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:24 ID:LGg4rUJx

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:34 ID:LGg4rUJx

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Name: 2007-04-19 7:35 ID:FihA+xye

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:38 ID:7vNBeMRo

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 7:38 ID:7vNBeMRo

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Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:18 ID:FihA+xye

>>1
Fuck talking to girsluts. heres how to get some sweet action:
There have been a several times where, while walking across a crowded room, I was able to make eye contact with a random girl, maintain it as we approach, and just kiss here. I have never failed with this (except one time in London that the girl was quickly pulled away by her friend - damn obstacles!)

These 3 second kiss closes I naturally did before entering the community. I didn't know how it worked before; it just felt right at the moment. Though now I have analyzed and found the process.
Ensure the stage is as follows:

1) Crowded room (you cant avoid rubbing other shoulders as you walk)
2) Girl must be alone (or in back of friends where they do not have time to ****-block)
3) Girl must be approaching you
4) You must be approaching the girl
5) Initial eye contact should take place when she is 5 feet away

Follow these steps:
1) Eye Contact. Eye contact establishes the initial IOI. But it must be held on the approach. Uninterested girls would look away. You will know when she is interested or not.
2) Give the “I wanta **** you like an animal” vibe. Genuinely thinking this will create the correct look in your face as to communicate it subconsciously, giving her the correct feeling.
3) Both of you should be approaching each other naturally as the crowd pushes you.
4) Upon approach, triangulate - look at her mouth, then at her eyes, then back at the mouth. then......
5) Go in for the kiss.
6) Walk off

Viola, easy as that!

Now how does it work?

Glad you asked...

- Paradoxically, the ultra crowded room provides isolation. None of her friends can see her, and thus judge her. Random people do not know her. So she is safe from being judged a slut.
- Girl must be alone or in back where friends may just walk away without notice. Again isolation.
- Maintaining eye contact and facial expressions provide strong IOIs. Your subconscious should be able to analyze her facial features, eye contact, and give you the "feeling" that she is kissable. You must have the sexual mindset so the correct communication will be sent to her subconscious.
- When you finally have her in almost in front of you, triangulate. Look at mouth then back at her eyes. She knows it's kissing time.
- Gently, take hold of her waist and go in for the kiss.
- Walk off. Since both of you know subconsciously the crowd is pushing you in opposite directions, there is no risk of rejection, the other person judging you, mediocre/awkward conversation, since you are naturally flowing away from each other in the crowd. Why walk off you may ask. In this situation it just naturally happened.
Srsly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:44 ID:MDdTlO9a

>>37 is full of shit or uses "crowded room" as a description of brothel or gaygangbang.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 9:47 ID:FihA+xye

>>38
Wrong pussy. I'm just the MAN with the sexuality to pull it off. dont worry though, fag. you are the boy with the sexuality to pull your dick until it squirts. i mean, apart from those times when you're just too depressed to get it up. lol. fail.

Name: Bunnyloaf 2007-04-19 11:06 ID:7EKCEWws

>>37 FAIL OF EPIC PROPORTIONS, nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 11:28 ID:Whz269MI

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