Would these be good conversational openers?

I'm not that good at opening with girls and I just wanted to know if these would be good converrsational openers. If they suck, don't be afraid to say so, maybe give me a few good conversational openers.

"Hey I saw you after school yesterday."

"What did you over the weekend?"

"So, what do you think of the weather?/Nice weather today, huh?"

"What are you studying?"

"What did you do yesterday?"

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"So, what do you think of the weather?/Nice weather today, huh?"



ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?

That had really, really, REALLY better be a joke.
If you seriously consider talking about THE WEATHER, then you're so well and truly fucked, it's... I just can't...

What the fucking FUCK is wrong with you!?!
That is THE most UNORIGINAL, most PATHETIC, most uncommunicative, unexpressive, hollow, inane, pointless, abhorrent EXCUSE for a conversation starter to ever even be INVENTED in the first place, LET ALONE USED IN THIS DAY AND AGE as a "pickup line".
I hope you like retarded or possibly even braindead girls, because THAT'S ALL YOU'LL EVER EVEN DREAM OF WITH THOSE CONVERSATIONAL SKILLS.



Talk about something MEANINGFUL OR RELEVANT. Jesus Christ.
Seriously, that you would even CONSIDER such a thing really does baffle me beyond all comprehension.
I'm female. That shit... NEVER GOING TO WORK, BUDDY.


HO-LY SHIT. Man. You need some real help.