Suicide

My life has been steadly going down hill for 4 years now and it doesn't look like its going to get better anytime soon. I'd like to wait awhile longer just incase things do get better but I'd also like an suicide escape plan just as a last resort. I was wondering which method would you say is the quickest,painless and most convenient?

I was thinking of the old toaster in the bathtub, except I don't have a toaster.

I could hang myself I suppose, but that might hurt for a few moments before I finally expire, plus I don't know how to tie a noose.

beathing car exhaust might be the most painless, but i don't have a car either.

I figure the easiest way would be to jump off of the roof at my place of employment, I've been up there several times, its a great place for stargazing and theres a nice stretch of roof where you can get a good running leap. But the building is only 3 stories high, that doesn't seem enough to actually kill me, probably bust a whole lot of bones though.

ham sandwich
what a delicious way to go

>>1
Step 1: get off 4chan.

No, seriously. This place is fucking terrible.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Your life isn't as bad as you'd like to think. And if it's sympathy you want, you came to the wrong place.

I'm not feeling sorry for myself, actually I'm just bored thats all. for 4 years now I've done really nothing with my life and everyday is just a rerun of the next. Its like that movie Groundhog Day. I'm bored, if nothing interesting happens to give me a reason to continue on I may as well kill myself.

People die because they're bored now?

>>5, stop being emo and take up a new skill. Like sword fighting. Anything.

You want a surefire way of dieing without pain, that will cost you nothing at all and involves you not requiring to learn anything at all? hmmmmm... Well jumping off a 3 story bulding will probably put you in a state where you wont be capable of killing yourself at all! So thats most certainly out... Uuum how about taking a whole load of pill, like go to you're medicine cabinet and take every pill in there and see what happens.

Tried it all i did was throw up.

I could die like my sister did, get friggen wasted,fall over, crack head open on coffee table. I'll be too drunk to feel anything.

this thead was papa roached'
anyone who didn't read the ending was a dumbshit

>>7
I guarantee that it won't work.

Set up a chair in you're kitchen, open up the gazz on you're stove then sit on the chair and wait. Painless, costs nothing and you don't have to learn anything.

Put gun in your mouth and pull trigger. No pain -guarantee

Negra pweas.... just drink some rat poison.

Get a kitchen knife and go run around stabbing ppl. Take as many as you can down with you!

If u dont have a kitchet knife then your just retarded