I figure here is as good of a place to ask as any.
See, there's this girl I have a huge crush on, a Russian who came here (America) to get a decent college education. To put it simply, I find her simply gorgeous, and her accent isn't exactly making it easier for me to resist! We're having dinner tomorrow night, under the excuse that I want to talk to her about Russia (a freind of mine is actually studying over there, so it's not entirely false).
Problem is, I'm not sure she likes girls. Now, it is my belief that any girl who is open enough can enjoy sex with another girl, if probably not as much as with a male (given that they're "straight", not bi or lesbian). What I plan to do is get a little alcohol in her, set the mood right, start complementing her, and then make my move. However, I'm starting to have some doubts. I guess I could just say I was drunk if it fails, but I don't WANT it to fail. I'm thinking of not doing anything at all.
This is where I need some help. What aphrodisiacs do you know of that actually work? On females, mind you. I figure if she's horny enough and drunk enough (not to the point that she doesn't know what she's doing), she'll agree to sex no matter what. And if it goes well, well... hopefully I'll be seeing her again sometime soon.
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Anonymous2007-03-16 18:49 ID:Y9kNXfyH
Why don't you just try flirting and see if she responds? Alcohol is a crutch.
It's a good way to break the ice if she likes to drink though.
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Anonymous2007-03-17 15:32 ID:vahURFxb
Fuck. A topic about aphrodisiacs, and even 4chan doesn't know? Well, I guess a lot of people here are underage gaiafags.
>>13 is okay, and what I sort of plan on doing anyway, but I was planning on sex. See, this way I can bring out the lesbian in her even if she thinks herself straight.
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Anonymous2007-03-17 15:39 ID:F6fdYtLw
Rohypnol will do the trick.. just slip some in her drink, and she's out like a light, then you can do anything you want with her
No. Enough alcohol could do the same thing, but that's not what I want. I wouldn't have much fun raping a passed out girl. Also, you know, because of the lack of a penis!
Aphrodisiacs... I don't think anything of the sort genuinely, truely exists. At least you're not going to be able to buy them. I've heard preparing meals with lots of green veggies, round fruits/vegetables, and chocolate for dessert is the best way to set the mood.
So alcohol is probably your best bet really.
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Anonymous2007-03-17 16:50 ID:AGfCIGPL
>>7,>>2 is Heaven. He always sages.
"Anonymous : 2007-03-16 17:46 ID:Heaven"
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Anonymous2007-03-17 18:17 ID:5LyEIrCm
A LESBIAN girl on the internet? Now THAT'S impossible.
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Anonymous2007-03-17 23:16 ID:vahURFxb
Dinner in two hours!
>>18
Hmm. Most of those are just sort of visual correlations, probably myths. Chocolate, though... I remember hearing that there's something in chocolate known to sexually stimulate people, but I don't know how true that is. Meh, I'll go buy some premade chocolate cake for dessert, cut it so it looks like I've had it for a while, and pretend it was for my room mate's birthday or something.
Not asking there, mind you, because those twats will just try to tell me how I'm wrong and it's so bad for me to do this!!!!! And I really, really don't need that. Oh, and they're mostly sexist morons.
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Anonymous2007-03-17 23:18 ID:ojqeph7Z
>>21
What was that,5 minutes until someone other than me posted in the Lounge?Fuck,this shit is boring.
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Anonymous2007-03-17 23:39 ID:vahURFxb
>>22
GB2 /b/ with your lack of spaces between punctuation.
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Anonymous2007-03-18 0:31 ID:zXUrNoWV
>>21
Yeah, it's the visual correlation.. I should've mentioned that. I saw it on some womans TV show... not sure how reliable that is. It's worth a shot, though! ^_^
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Anonymous2007-03-18 0:45 ID:Vtzd0lKY
If aphrodisiacs really worked men would resort to them all the time. Thus they do not exist.
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Anonymous2007-03-18 0:57 ID:Vtzd0lKY
Actually same goes for chocolate. Has anyone here ever met a girl who gets turned on when they eat it? If they do, I want their number. It's so easy to give girls a sumptuous feast of chocolates and chocolate covered treats, but they never go all silly because of it.
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Anonymous2007-03-18 1:07 ID:SwBEXlcv
FUDGE can't deny
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Anonymous2007-03-18 17:22 ID:ofluMUh0
update:
Nothing happened, thread over.
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Anonymous2007-03-18 17:46 ID:Vtzd0lKY
>>28
LIEZ. Chocolate covered lesbian sex MUST have happened. I mean, why would a woman say no to it if the person is attractive? No risk of pregnancy.
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Anonymous2007-03-18 21:17 ID:ofluMUh0
>>29
Uh, we kind of just talked! Pretty disappointing. I mean, it was really interesting, and I learned a lot about her, but it wasn't sex! Yes, that's right guys! Girls like sex too, given that their partner is actually good at it, unlike the vast majority of guys out there.
So yeah, anyway. I tried to flirt with her and make it clear that I was attracted to her, but she didn't seem to really notice. Well, I mean she noticed, as in she'd laugh or whatever, but she didn't get that I was trying to come on to her. I have to blame the cultural barriers...any American girl would have either been making out with me or running to her car muttering homophobic slurs by that time. Oh, and the lack of a real aphrodisiac might have had something to do with it!
Don't give up though - she seems to like you enough as a friend, I'd try again, and have a better plan the next time.
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Anonymous2007-03-18 23:53 ID:Vtzd0lKY
>>31
And when the hawt chocolate covered sex happens post pictures of it on /s/ and /b/. You'll go down as a legend on 4chan.
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Anonymous2007-03-19 0:19 ID:Tjm+rtT7
>>31
Alright, maybe, but I'll need said better plan before anything happens agian. Plus now my ammunition of talking about Russia is used up, but I don't see this as a huge problem. If I ask her for dinner again, maybe she'll get the hint of what I'm really getting at.
>>32
Yeah I know, pix or it didn't happen. I'm not saying I won't eventually (going on a huge IF here) take any of us, I just don't feel 4CHAN FAME is really a good thing, at least when it's about yourself. If it's at someone else's expense, though: epic.
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Anonymous2007-03-19 2:20 ID:9mkejiZe
>>33
Heh, are you worried someone you know might go on 4chan and see it?
>>37
So how did that happen? I can't believe that someone would give up their real address to /b/tards. I can remain anonymous here on 4chan if I want to, so I don't see how anything bad can happen.
If someday your adoring fans harass you too much just go back to posting with no name.
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Anonymous2007-03-19 22:47 ID:9mkejiZe
This should become the new Deer Diary thread. Tales Of A Lesbian 4channer!
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Anonymous2007-03-20 0:05 ID:sgiItgSX
>>39
True, but I'd hate to have someone recognise me on Myspace and have my college life go to shit. 38% of my campus = republican, and by republican I mean the ultra-conservative kind. I think even some of the democrats are homophobes. But then again, it's kind of a moot point--I have no idea if I'll even be eating dinner with her again.
>>40
Yeah, I guess I'll keep this updated if anything else happens. I owe that much, I think.
Nothing in particular has happened. We still talk after class and stuff, but I haven't found a good chance to ask her to dinner again.
Let's see... she's taller than me, and she has nice brown hair, above the shoulders. A typcal cute russian nose, which I like. I won't go into the details of how she dresses, since it'll probably be lost on most of you anyway, but she summarily looks like a European. Sort of in style, but still chooses what looks best on her over dumb trends. She's thin, yet still full-figured and mature-looking. Oh, she's 28, quite a few years older than me. I couldn't tell at first, though--she looks like she could be anywhere from 18 to 30.
I think guys are different than girls on this matter, in that attraction in females, I think, is much more mental than it is wilth males. It makes my day just talking to her about anything, even "oh, where are you going next?" Her, in her lovely accent: "I'm going to Economics next. I don't like it." "No?" ah...