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Aphrodisiacs

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-16 17:43 ID:zOyLhU+i

I figure here is as good of a place to ask as any.

See, there's this girl I have a huge crush on, a Russian who came here (America) to get a decent college education. To put it simply, I find her simply gorgeous, and her accent isn't exactly making it easier for me to resist! We're having dinner tomorrow night, under the excuse that I want to talk to her about Russia (a freind of mine is actually studying over there, so it's not entirely false).

Problem is, I'm not sure she likes girls. Now, it is my belief that any girl who is open enough can enjoy sex with another girl, if probably not as much as with a male (given that they're "straight", not bi or lesbian). What I plan to do is get a little alcohol in her, set the mood right, start complementing her, and then make my move. However, I'm starting to have some doubts. I guess I could just say I was drunk if it fails, but I don't WANT it to fail. I'm thinking of not doing anything at all.

This is where I need some help. What aphrodisiacs do you know of that actually work? On females, mind you. I figure if she's horny enough and drunk enough (not to the point that she doesn't know what she's doing), she'll agree to sex no matter what. And if it goes well, well... hopefully I'll be seeing her again sometime soon.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 21:17 ID:ofluMUh0

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Uh, we kind of just talked! Pretty disappointing. I mean, it was really interesting, and I learned a lot about her, but it wasn't sex! Yes, that's right guys! Girls like sex too, given that their partner is actually good at it, unlike the vast majority of guys out there.

So yeah, anyway. I tried to flirt with her and make it clear that I was attracted to her, but she didn't seem to really notice. Well, I mean she noticed, as in she'd laugh or whatever, but she didn't get that I was trying to come on to her. I have to blame the cultural barriers...any American girl would have either been making out with me or running to her car muttering homophobic slurs by that time. Oh, and the lack of a real aphrodisiac might have had something to do with it!

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