WTF my parents are so RETARDED.....

my mother flew to florida for a few weeks so i didnt see her, so i told my dad id come to their place and meet my mom with my dad.......so he's driving and on the way home my fathers yielding into traffic......theres cars out the ass so he had to wait a bit. the motherfucker behind him starts BLARING his fucking horn when theres NO ROOM for my dad to yield. Naturally I get out of my car walk over to the front of the car and put both hands and up and give him the jersey salute with double birds while telling him to go fuck himself and if he wants to get out id be more than happy to remove his head from his body. obviously he got the point especially because i am the size that i am (ripped to shreds too) but thats a whole different story w/pics.

anyways i get back in the car and my parents are like what the fuck is wrong with you? he could have a gun!!! meanwhile were in an upperscale suburbia neighborhood. my mom starts calling me a juice head as usual and my dad being the pussy that he is starts agreeing with her.

i dont understand that. when someone is being a blatant faggot, im going to let them know, not piss my pants about them possibly "having a gun" and capsizing my dome piece.

i agree with your parents.

juice head?

A person that workouts and you call them juice head 'cause they always look like they on steroids!

You're right. It's perfectly reasonable to die over some idiot blaring his horn. You're tuff shit and if there was every any reason in the world to die that was it.

>>1

I'm from Chicago. THIS is indeed how a man should handle these situations.

Anyone who's too scared to do shit because someone /might/ have a gun should just sit at home with their thumbs up their ass like the pussies they are.

deltsmash your parents until they can see your point.

>>7
>>8

REAL MEN.

Tire killers. Buy some, keep them with you in your car at all times for jerks who are dumb enough to slow down or stop near you. Put em near their tires while they're stopped and get a move on it before they notice.

>>1 You're dad's fucking whipped.
Lol. Tell him I said he's a pussy.
Post pics of the results on /b/.
Then kill them both. Repeat above process.

I'm one of the jerks. YOU'RE the asshole for being on my road, not speeding/cutting people off/ramming lesser vehicles. Get the fuck out of my way, now!

My mother, she never love me. She say she wish she was raped by someone else.

>>13
That can be arranged.

>>5

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAA
made my day

Usually people that keep guns in their glove compartment are too chickenshit to actually use them, assuming they even know how.

>>1
If you were a member of the NRA you would know that you ought to respond to
"what the fuck is wrong with you? he could have a gun!!!"
with
"so could I!"

Well, I never knew you thought that way about your father and I!!!  YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE!!!