WTF my parents are so RETARDED.....

my mother flew to florida for a few weeks so i didnt see her, so i told my dad id come to their place and meet my mom with my dad.......so he's driving and on the way home my fathers yielding into traffic......theres cars out the ass so he had to wait a bit. the motherfucker behind him starts BLARING his fucking horn when theres NO ROOM for my dad to yield. Naturally I get out of my car walk over to the front of the car and put both hands and up and give him the jersey salute with double birds while telling him to go fuck himself and if he wants to get out id be more than happy to remove his head from his body. obviously he got the point especially because i am the size that i am (ripped to shreds too) but thats a whole different story w/pics.

anyways i get back in the car and my parents are like what the fuck is wrong with you? he could have a gun!!! meanwhile were in an upperscale suburbia neighborhood. my mom starts calling me a juice head as usual and my dad being the pussy that he is starts agreeing with her.

i dont understand that. when someone is being a blatant faggot, im going to let them know, not piss my pants about them possibly "having a gun" and capsizing my dome piece.

Anyone who's too scared to do shit because someone /might/ have a gun should just sit at home with their thumbs up their ass like the pussies they are.