Theres this cute one at work, but whenever I try to say anything to her, she can't really understand me. She can only read lips. Makes it hard to mack on her :(
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Anonymous2007-03-02 4:41 ID:TS7ewyHY
Hold your hands out and turn them as if you are taps on a shower wall. Then lower one hand and cup the fingers while wiggling them up and down as if to check the water out of the faucet. It means, "hello how are you today."
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Anonymous2007-03-02 10:09 ID:mDNwM5yx
Or you could just make a circle with your left index finger and left thumb at the same time as you thrust and pull your straight right index finger through the circle. It helps to let your mouth stay open while you're doing it. Gape, it means you're interested.
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Anonymous2007-03-02 14:48 ID:1xYfPJO9
You should date one that dosnt talk and listen. BONUS!
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Anonymous2007-03-02 19:44 ID:jJzE1aMI
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Dude, she wouldn't talk. She'd just wave her hands at you.
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Anonymous2007-03-02 20:27 ID:fbPl3vyY
Easy, take out your cock, get a boner, get her attention, point to her, then point to your cock, and then smile, if shes intrested she"l walk over and give you a BJ if not then she fails
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Anonymous2007-03-02 22:24 ID:HLSs1291
Do you know ASL op? Im sure you can take courses if you are THAT interested. But just because they are deaf doesnt mean they are incapable of being a bitch.
And they dont know the english world very well; so dont use fucking phrases, be 100% literal. (not so literal like suck my cock, 3 notches down)
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Anonymous2007-03-02 22:55 ID:TS7ewyHY
Be sure that she isn't one of those racist deaf fucks who hate the undeaf.
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Anonymous2007-03-02 23:25 ID:iPN3ZB3F
If she can read lips, then make it interesting for her to do so :P
Or she'll try to put your ears out with an icepick!
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A deaf guy2007-03-03 2:59 ID:OHCqEdyY
Mind if I make a suggestion? Get out a pen. Put it to a piece of paper. Tap her on the shoulder, and give her the note and flower of your choice. Maybe that'll work.
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Anonymous2007-03-03 3:03 ID:OHCqEdyY
Item number 2: Not all deaf people understand ASL. Some are English speaking, and there are other languages (both signed and spoken) out there. Personally, I'd say the most potentially interesting sign language is the one that started in Nicaragua. Scuttlebutt has it that Nicaraguan Sign Language began when Sandinistas threw a lot of deaf kids who couldn't speak (or make coherent signs) in any existing language together, and the kids mixed and matched the pidgens they used for communication with family members together, thus coming up with a new language.