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I want to date a deaf girl

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 4:25 ID:VzzlFuyd

Theres this cute one at work, but whenever I try to say anything to her, she can't really understand me. She can only read lips. Makes it hard to mack on her :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 4:41 ID:TS7ewyHY

Hold your hands out and turn them as if you are taps on a shower wall.  Then lower one hand and cup the fingers while wiggling them up and down as if to check the water out of the faucet.  It means, "hello how are you today."

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 10:09 ID:mDNwM5yx

Or you could just make a circle with your left index finger and left thumb at the same time as you thrust and pull your straight right index finger through the circle. It helps to let your mouth stay open while you're doing it. Gape, it means you're interested.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 14:48 ID:1xYfPJO9

You should date one that dosnt talk and listen. BONUS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 19:44 ID:jJzE1aMI

>>4
Dude, she wouldn't talk. She'd just wave her hands at you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 20:27 ID:fbPl3vyY

Easy, take out your cock, get a boner, get her attention, point to her, then point to your cock, and then smile, if shes intrested she"l walk over and give you a BJ if not then she fails

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 22:24 ID:HLSs1291

Do you know ASL op? Im sure you can take courses if you are THAT interested. But just because they are deaf doesnt mean they are incapable of being a bitch.

And they dont know the english world very well; so dont use fucking phrases, be 100% literal. (not so literal like suck my cock, 3 notches down)

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 22:55 ID:TS7ewyHY

Be sure that she isn't one of those racist deaf fucks who hate the undeaf.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-02 23:25 ID:iPN3ZB3F

If she can read lips, then make it interesting for her to do so :P

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 1:33 ID:JcJC7k0e

>>8

Or she'll try to put your ears out with an icepick!

Name: A deaf guy 2007-03-03 2:59 ID:OHCqEdyY

Mind if I make a suggestion? Get out a pen. Put it to a piece of paper. Tap her on the shoulder, and give her the note and flower of your choice. Maybe that'll work.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 3:03 ID:OHCqEdyY

Item number 2: Not all deaf people understand ASL. Some are English speaking, and there are other languages (both signed and spoken) out there. Personally, I'd say the most potentially interesting sign language is the one that started in Nicaragua. Scuttlebutt has it that Nicaraguan Sign Language began when Sandinistas threw a lot of deaf kids who couldn't speak (or make coherent signs) in any existing language together, and the kids mixed and matched the pidgens they used for communication with family members together, thus coming up with a new language.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 4:44 ID:4OGdU6za

Ok, hit her. I mean really hard in the eye.

Make her a woman.

You got all you wanted.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 15:39 ID:un3gWsrb

>>12
Niggeraugrian Sign Language you say?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 16:00 ID:VNTU2275

I'm trying to think of one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 5:29 ID:mXMVD6Dp

You just want to date a deaf girl so you can call her "Bruce" and "Daddy" without repercussions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 8:45 ID:lzmZRvSH

When deaf girls talk it sounds like their cumming

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 9:11 ID:mXMVD6Dp

No, it sounds like Bruce or Daddy is cumming. Well at least to >>1

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 12:36 ID:6mRD+04z

That's a pretty adult answer for a person who doesn't know his age.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 16:45 ID:9E5y+4uq

>>11
Wow, that's actually both intelligent as well as romantic. Get the hell out of my *Chan, Decent human being

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 17:03 ID:6mRD+04z

That's right, so don't say I have 'very few brain cells'.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 20:21 ID:NRaQ5keZ

>>1

Talk to her over INSTANT MESSAGER

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