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Masterbating illegal?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 14:57 ID:fvk007pr

Have you ever got in trouble for masterbaiting? My mom found me doing it and i got grounded, she also said it is illegal and i could go to jail is this true?

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 15:00 ID:joezY/RL

YES IT IS ILLEGAL YOU COULD GO TO FEDERAL BANG ME IN THE ASS PRISON

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 15:01 ID:DZG/wITd

God hates it.

And alligators are angry because they can't brush their teeth.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 15:46 ID:JfvCJrRy

This is an outrage.  If we had masturbators rights in this country, we wouldn't have to put up this bullshit.  Shit, we won't put up with this bullshit.  Come to city hall at 3:00 tomorrow, in the public area at the front.  We are going to have a masturbators rights rally, god dammit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 16:23 ID:N/kXC56T

>>4
lier you where not there i was alone and the press laught at me im so ashamed ;'(

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 16:31 ID:R/+9lKQh

>>5
lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 17:27 ID:JfvCJrRy

>>5
Dude, you showed up a day early

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 20:14 ID:qCQhLWwu

No.  Your mother is a controlling castrating cunt dominatrix.  Kill her.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 20:27 ID:gZ9Bg2M8

everyone gather in the center of the mall and masturbate together to display our rights

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 23:08 ID:QHjDd54G

sadly, yes it is illegal, your mother was right. you would think that in this day and age, people would be more tolerant of hand-to-wang loving.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 23:26 ID:Heaven

4chan = 18+ only.

GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 23:27 ID:TOhjPALm

>>4
>>10

Where does it stop?  If you give masturbators rights or social acceptance, they're going to want to marry their own hand.  This will irreversibly destroy the fabric of our society. God himself, our lord George W. Bush, has declared that marriage is only for a man and a woman, not a man and his hand. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-27 23:30 ID:dXIBwTRS

>>12
No man would marry his own hand. He already has to live with it everyday of his life! Soon it would start to nag and want children and then stop putting out altogether.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 0:37 ID:paXMaI3e

It makes me sad to see a man and woman showing affection in public, when I know that I can't enjoy the same togetherness with my hand without getting nasty looks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-28 21:49 ID:UrePNMqy

>>14
Agreed. To have to hide such love for one's self in shame...

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