My dad bought cookies from a loli today

So I'm home from college this weekend, and my dad brings home these cookies he bought from a girl scout. They're those peanut butter cookies that I'm pretty sure are made specifically for girl scouts everywhere. She also gave him a little card with her name written on it; I can tell from looking at it that she can't be in any more than the first grade. It's adorable, how her signature (in print) starts to rise a little bit to the right, and the letters are uneven from not being used to using a pencil just yet, but I could still make out the shapes naming her "Katie". It was simply adorable.

So anyway, I'm eating these cookies and looking at this card, and I'm overcome. I couldn't take it anymore. I got in the car and drove as fast as I could to the mall. I look around quickly for a few minutes, and then I spot her in her cute little uniform and pigtails standing near the one exit. I stick my hand into my pocket in anticipation, and approach. And then BAM, I buy four boxes. Ohho it's so sweet, I have them all to myself. She smiled wide and took the money, very professional-like. I thought to myself that I'd like to raise a girl like that some day, thanked her, and drove back home for the feast.

What a beautiful story

rape

When's the part when you fuck her?

I'd fap.

Fap over the cookies.

Did you separate the two layers of the cookie with your tongue, while tasting the cream in between?

>>7 No.

These cookies are chocolate-covered, with a cookie on the bottom layer inside and peanut butter on the top layer.

Well that's pretty delicious to my mind.  Which mall was that?

stick it in her pooper

you should

The reason kids sell them, as opposed to adults is that it's harder to turn down a kid, for fear you might make them cry or something. They use this as a strategy to sell more cookies. It's all a big con.

But I'd rather buy from them than from those idiots with the plastic bins full of candy bars that harass you at the gas station.

>>12
Let me tell you, those were some of the best cookies I have ever had. They should sell them in stores.

they make them with love

if you continued this story, it could surpass damaged goods

let me help you

did she let you stick it up her pooper?

I prefer 12 year olds.

"I thought to myself that I'd like to raise a girl like that some day"

why so you can rape her everyday you fucking cuntnigger pos?

>>19
That would give my life meaning.

>>19

I bet she'd like a black eye with that rape.

>>19
What? No, incest is gross.

>>22

What? Hahahaha.

Oh yeah? Well your dad has a pretty BIG package!

So BIG in fact that when he swung that shit around to pull out his wallet for the loli he smacked her in the face and gave her a black eye!

did she get rape with that black eye

no the black eye comes after

>>27
oh, right

Or during if she stops acting frightened and gets into it.

My GOD! All this talk of rape is turning me on!

>>30
Brings back memories of the good ol days, huh?

I wish.

We should get back together again some time for a good ol' rape party. It won't be the same since you're grown up now, but you know...

oh boy, let me tell you. Me and my friends used to sit around the fireplace, rapin' each other... it was as good as it gets, I say. How often I wish I could return to those days when my friend Phil brought over his 4 year old brother.

From Girl Scout Cookies to rape. Wow...the 6 degrees of separation, alright...
I just bought some of those today. Love.

>>31

More like good ol boys, redneck.