I am american, I genocided the natives and stole their land,
Now I pretend to save the world, while attack and invade
foreign countries to steal their oil and wealth.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 12:37
I am british, I have bad teeth
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:39
>>13
You're missing the point. What >>6 said could easily be misinterpreted as a way which they didn't intend because they worded it poorly. Also, unnecessary and unwarranted America-bashing makes your penis bigger!!!!11one
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Anonymous2007-02-09 12:42
I am swiss I support all illegal money in our banks
and I make cheese
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:43
I am italian I am hairy as fuck
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:43
I am greek I like man to man sex
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:44
I am korean I make shitty cars
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:44
I am #15 I think the !!111!111!one joke is funny
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:46
I am american, I support Isrealy Terrorism
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:47
I am Canadian i am boring
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:48
I am Dutch, I support legal prostitution, and homo marriages
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:48
I am canadian I drink beer all the time and say eeh.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:50
I am romanian
I am Guanoo (bat dropping)
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 12:51
I am mexican, I am an illegal alian in america
Viva Mehico
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Anonymous2007-02-09 12:52
I am brazilian we support AIDS
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Anonymous2007-02-09 12:54
I am american I support George BUSH as our
commander-n-cheif, our leader,
our voice for the world, our best people,
to be chosen president TWICE
I am British and I have nothing better to do aside from complaining/making overgeneralizations about America although I've never even been there and I base all of my opinions off of media, all the while eating scones and drinking tea which stains my teeth.
I'm Canadian and I pretend to be French. I also like to drink beer while trying to have "intelligent" conversations about Hockey, the most pointless pass-time of all!
I'm Mexican and I smell bad and hate my country so much I want to go America, or even Canada! Anywhere but this shithole.
I'm Chinese and I work for $0.10 and hour and eat 100% starch processed "food". I want to die.
I'm American and I don't give a damn about the rest of the world.
I'm African and I have AIDS and need food because I'm too stupid to learn how to provide for myself and my family! Bix nood!
I'm Japanese and I'm KAWAII OMG!!!!!!!!!! =^_________________^=;;;;
I'm a Native American and I own ten casinos!
I'm Indian and I steal many American's jobs because I am willing to work for just 1/10th of what they do. All I need is my mud hut, feces to ingest, and a fresh supply of water!
I'm Middle-Eastern and I am planning on becoming a suicide bomber soon!
I'm from the sphincter of the internet, also known as 4chan, and I think I'm so witty!!!!!!1 I herdz u liek Mudkipz!!! LAWLZORZ, or should I say LAZERZ, 'CAUSE I'M FAHRIN' THEM!!!!!!!!111one If you don't know every single stupid internet meme, I'll jump at the chance to tell you to MURKLOAR to make my penis look bigger. I plan to move out my Mother's basement, but alas, I have no job or trade skills.
I have a two inch penis,
I have bad teeth,
I pretend to be american all the time,
because I am scared of those, big smelly, monsters
that bombed us with nuclear weopons twice.
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Anonymous2007-02-09 13:05
I am Human I fail
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Anonymous2007-02-09 13:05
I am Chi-SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Anonymous2007-02-09 13:13
i am black american
i dont khow my peoples history
I pretend to represent motherland AFRICA
even though I dont know that Africans hate me
because even though I am black I am still
an ignorant, retarded american, with no culture,
who dont know shit about anything
and represent fith of Black people
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Anonymous2007-02-09 13:14
I am a redneck
I like to fuck my daughters
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 13:15
I am KKK
i dont even know what that means,
I just hate everyone that is not white,
even though I dont know where my
family history came from
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 13:16
I am french
everyone hates me beacuse I am snotty
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 13:16
I am swedish, I have dumb women with big boobs
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 13:17
I am a homosexual, someone shoot me
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 13:21
I am a lesbian,
I am too ugly to get me a man
so I gave up and decided to go with
ugly hairy butch women like me
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 13:47
I am Stupid, I don't know when to use capitals :'(.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 14:29
I am a jumbokike, I put a period after an emoticon ;P.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 14:31
I am a closet faggot, I blame my horrible life on women.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:12
I am Ryan and I hate Veigrn
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:15
I am black and I know unemployment
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:16
I am chinese and I know food dilivery
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:17
I am a catholic preist and I like little boys
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:17
I am cuban and I know cocain
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:18
I am canadian and I know "Beaver"
if you know what I mean
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:19
I am hiliary Clinton and I used to be a man
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:22
I am America I suck Isreal's Dick
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:23
I am Veigrn and I am a Guy
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:38
I am Japanese and I know homosexual Ninjas
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 15:39
I am korean I am japanese Vagina
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 17:57
I AM TURKS. I PLAY ONLINE GAME CYBERSEX LITTLE BOYS
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 18:01
I am DAAA VAPORS and I am Turning japaknese
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 18:20
I am Native American and I know booze. Oh, and I stole your bike.
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 18:36
I am french because i am just a surrender monekey
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 18:41
I am condaleeza rice, I fuck with Fox News reporters
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-09 22:08
I am Borat
Is good!
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:17
I am Geroge Bush,
you are hiding nuclear weapons in you anus,
Let me have a look
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:19
I am Laosian, I dont know my identity
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:19
I am russian I know prostitution
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:20
I am african I know monkeys
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:20
I am alaskan, I know yellow snow cones
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:22
I am jewish, I can rob you and make it look legal
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:29
I am french, we all look gay
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:30
I am dutch, I sound retarded
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:30
I am hindu, I worship a dick
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:31
I am German I am a dick
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:32
I am american White, I belong to trailer trash
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:33
I am candian white I am a Lumberjack
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:34
I am a mexican white, I have warrants out on me,
in my native country
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 13:34
I am african white, I still think salvery will make a comeback
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-12 14:26
I am american, I'm in love withmy sister
just look above
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Anonymous2007-02-13 18:28
I am vietnamese, I know how to defeat american soldiers
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-13 23:44
I am irish i drink till i hit my friends
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-14 10:19
I am scothish I wear a dress
ohh look at my preaty dress.
la la la la
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Anonymous2007-02-14 10:22
I am scotish,
I play bagpipes and think people actually like them.
but we all know it just sounds like
someone is chocking a cat.
>>109
YOU LIBERAL PIECE OF SHIT, HOW DARE YOU DESPOIL THE NAME OF AMERICA BY POSSESSING KNOWLEDGE ABOUT FOREIGNERS
WHY DO YOU WASTE BRAIN SPACE ON THEM? ARE YOU A TERRORIST? DO YOU WANT TO KILL US?
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Orly?2007-02-14 14:58
Nigga stole my bike.
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Anonymous2007-02-14 16:16
I am mentally retarded with lots of time on me,
thats why I make threads like
you're kiling meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
over and over again.
It makes me feel good about myself
and i think it also increases my penis size,
its up to 3/4 inch already, I started with 1/4 inch.
yea penis
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Anonymous2007-02-14 16:27
I am Jesus H. Christ.
I had a child with Mary Magdalene.
She fled across the Mediterranean and my bloodline exists to this day.
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Anonymous2007-02-14 16:33
what is the H stand for
I am a typical american, who saw Divinci Code
and believe it is fact, because it was on TV.
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Anonymous2007-02-14 17:01
>>114
I am an idiot.
I take posts on 4chan as fact.
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Anonymous2007-02-14 17:02
>>114
I am an idiot.
I take the bible as fact when even something as baseless as the Da Vinci code still has more to back up it's claims than the bible does.
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Anonymous2007-02-14 17:12
>>115 >>116
I am even bigger idiot, who takes sarcasm as reality,
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-14 17:46
I am a bigger idiot because I believe in Global Warming
Name:
Anonymous2007-02-14 18:06
I know Lau Gau and a nice restuarant in fulham
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Anonymous2007-02-14 18:12
>>117
I am an even bigger idiot, who claims sarcasm after realizing what he says is wrong.