I am British and I have nothing better to do aside from complaining/making overgeneralizations about America although I've never even been there and I base all of my opinions off of media, all the while eating scones and drinking tea which stains my teeth.
I'm Canadian and I pretend to be French. I also like to drink beer while trying to have "intelligent" conversations about Hockey, the most pointless pass-time of all!
I'm Mexican and I smell bad and hate my country so much I want to go America, or even Canada! Anywhere but this shithole.
I'm Chinese and I work for $0.10 and hour and eat 100% starch processed "food". I want to die.
I'm American and I don't give a damn about the rest of the world.
I'm African and I have AIDS and need food because I'm too stupid to learn how to provide for myself and my family! Bix nood!
I'm Japanese and I'm KAWAII OMG!!!!!!!!!! =^_________________^=;;;;
I'm a Native American and I own ten casinos!
I'm Indian and I steal many American's jobs because I am willing to work for just 1/10th of what they do. All I need is my mud hut, feces to ingest, and a fresh supply of water!
I'm Middle-Eastern and I am planning on becoming a suicide bomber soon!
I'm from the sphincter of the internet, also known as 4chan, and I think I'm so witty!!!!!!1 I herdz u liek Mudkipz!!! LAWLZORZ, or should I say LAZERZ, 'CAUSE I'M FAHRIN' THEM!!!!!!!!111one If you don't know every single stupid internet meme, I'll jump at the chance to tell you to MURKLOAR to make my penis look bigger. I plan to move out my Mother's basement, but alas, I have no job or trade skills.