Funniest post you've ever seen?

what's the funnies thread you've seen?

I like three great copy pastas:

1. The one with the alpha male.
2. The one with the Street Fighter level 3 super explanation. But you don't see it posted anymore, the last time I saw it was  at the end of 2005. It went something like this: "combos into level 3 super..etc"
3. The one with "Guten Abendto, I'm [some fantasy name from WC] Panzer mage, rank 4, pleased to meet you.", posted repeatedly with a dumb pic.

The first one is genuinely funny, the second one completely out of context, the third one is super silly.

>>2

Kill yourself please.

Only faggots bother to read copy pastas

>>2


Post please?

The funniest? Hmm, I have several favorites, but the best of all, now that would be hard to decide. I should dig through the ones I have saved.

DAMN NIGGER STOLE MY SHOOP!

QUICKLY,TO THE FAGMOBILE!