Funniest post you've ever seen?

what's the funnies thread you've seen?

I like three great copy pastas:

1. The one with the alpha male.
2. The one with the Street Fighter level 3 super explanation. But you don't see it posted anymore, the last time I saw it was  at the end of 2005. It went something like this: "combos into level 3 super..etc"
3. The one with "Guten Abendto, I'm [some fantasy name from WC] Panzer mage, rank 4, pleased to meet you.", posted repeatedly with a dumb pic.

The first one is genuinely funny, the second one completely out of context, the third one is super silly.