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Rant about life.

Name: Alive! 2007-02-01 14:46

The past year of my life happened to piss me off quite a bit.

I would kill myself but I tried 3 times before and it didn't work, im convinced I cant die.

Name: BATMAN 2007-02-01 14:55

you're still a douchebag

Name: Alive! 2007-02-01 14:58

Yeah. I resorted to painting and music. I only sold one painting and 355 albums before they got cancelled after the first 5 days of release.

Name: BATMAN 2007-02-01 15:08

kill yourself

Name: Alive! 2007-02-01 15:13

I tried. It doesnt work. Also, my inability to feel sexual attraction pisses me off. I had one boyfriend, but he didnt really love me.

Name: BATMAN 2007-02-01 15:14

Hmmm... just like Ryan

Name: Alive! 2007-02-01 15:23

ROFl. I wouldve tried harder if I was ryan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 16:05

ownt

Name: Alive! 2007-02-01 17:30

Im depressed, so I do art.

Name: ryan 2007-02-01 18:06

I havnt painted in a while. I r Actually doing some studying

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:25

I was trying to cut myself, not kill myself. I was running the blade across my arm, and i would try to put pressure on it. But i was to chicken and i wussed out. But there were small little paper cuts i guess.. nothing bloody.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:26

i dont do art becuase im depressed. I do art becuase i enjoy the creative process. and art is going to be one of my buisness;s. Someday. Soon.. enough.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:29

Its not that i want to kill myself. I just hate it when people treat me like SHIT all the time. Im not going to start poking FINGERS. and its not just 4chan either.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:35

But i have a feeling that im going to do eeptionally well in my pursuits. Thats when all of you are going to look stupid AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:35

And im going to claim my spot at the THRONE.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 18:56

u fail at like u dumb shit go freakin shoot yourself. nobody cares what u say, nobody give a shit about u except ur mom which only a mother could love. u have no freinds, no life, and is ugly u anti socail lame faggot. now please, get gun and pull trigger fast. your rewards are waiting for you after death

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 19:15

Fuuuck you. Friend

Name: Alive! 2007-02-01 21:24

>>16

I dont have a mother :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-01 21:32

>>18
tough shit BITCH


Im RICH BITCH!




HONK!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 1:04

>>1

figures!  you're female and you failed to kill yourself.  Women just don't have a knack for killing self.

But sincerely, I hope you feel better and your life gets better.  :))))))

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 14:20

>>13
If you ever let 4chan bother you then you are too young to be browsing these boards, that or you need to grow some fucking skin, take a pick.

Name: Alive! 2007-02-02 14:25

ha. Im not killing myself cause of 4chan.

4chan is what keeps me alive.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 15:21

>I just hate it when people treat me like SHIT all the time. Im not going to start poking FINGERS. and its not just 4chan either.

And the expression is pointing fingers, not poking, you would have been better off coming up with an entirely new expression of your own rather than butchering such an old existing one.

Name: Alive! 2007-02-02 15:23

>>23
very funny

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 15:42

>>24
It wasn't meant to be comical, I was merely pointing out where you said 4chan bothers you. You can take messing up the phrase badly or you can stop laughing at what I said and use the tip: next time just make an expression on the spot, you considering yourself to be creative, correct? I don't see why it would be an issue to make your own phrases on demand, or is it you've only just now seriously considered such a thing now that you've read it for a second time in tl;dr form?

Name: Alive! 2007-02-02 15:55

tl;dr

Name: BATMAN 2007-02-02 16:19

My bat senses are telling me you
haven't got your colin cleaned yet.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 16:48 (sage)

>>26
learn to

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 17:05

>>1, >>5
Wait, lemme get this straight. Mr./Ms. Alive!, you failed at killing yourself? I guess jumping off a bridge was too hard, eh? Or finding a deadly bottle of pills and taking them? Death isn't that hard. Still, it's probably good it didn't work.

You say you had one "boyfriend"? If you're a guy and you have barely any sexual attraction towards other guys but are gay, give women another chance. Women are quite enjoyable, I can tell you that. Physically and emotionally.

On the other hand if you're a girl and only had one boyfriend, well I think it's time for you to realize that out of 1000 guys you'll meet in your lifetime, maybe 5 of them would be really good for you, 100 of them would be manageable and the rest are not worth your time. So I think you've still got a little more digging to do to find the right one.

If it was somehow your fault, like you were fooled by "I love you" but it turns out he really didn't, or something like that, then you still have a lot to learn about love and life. You won't get it right until you learn more about it. Going with the flow and guessing about it, as most people do, is a pointless waste of your time.

Name: Alive! 2007-02-02 18:50

After that I never really wanted to kill myself, I had a few boyfriends but i'm not counting the ones from High School, I was a totally and completely different person at that time. This one just took me places and gave me gifts, then left out of nowhere with a "Bye, never see you again".

Now boys are turnoffs for me and girls, well i dont think i'm a lesbian or bi.

I just tried killing myself over money

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-02 19:17

Ok, so why do you assume /b/ cares about you being an emo dbag? Seriously, if you are admitting to being a lesbian, cool, post tits. If not, gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 0:29

>>27

My fagdar says there's a large reading coming from your exact location.

PREPARE THE ANTI-FAG MISSILES!

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 2:58 (sage)

>>31
this isn't /b/

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-03 3:20 (sage)

>>33
there are proud ones here, and they usually claim to be female, oh yeah guys totally, bitches all up in world4ch, no, never, why would anyone even want to type something like that here, unless you want to make a running gag out of it, but even then it gets old, go back to the imageboard where you came from, they love it there, damn these people.

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