I left all my friends, told my parents to go kill themselves. I now live alone typing away on the internets 24 hours a day.
Then I noticed..I failed at life lol.
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Anonymous2007-01-16 15:41
FAILURE. U FAIL. KILL YOURSELF
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Anonymous2007-01-16 15:46
WHY R U loling, you Fail becuase you are a failure. shoot yourself in the head plz. ttyl bai
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Anonymous2007-01-16 15:51
Fake your own death, then start anew, massacring everyone in si-- er, what I meant to say was, get a job, girlfriend, etc... And then make hot monkey love to her at least once a week until you get bored and start beating her and THEN have sex with her after while she's crying.
Hey, it's what real men do. Every Anonymous here would have to admit you won at life then.
BECOME AN HERO OR A REAL MAN PLZ
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Anonymous2007-01-16 15:53
How dose one become hero or a real man.. discussss
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Anonymous2007-01-16 15:56
>>5 How to become a real man: see >>4 How to become an hero: see >>3
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Anonymous2007-01-16 16:00
you should tell yourself to "Go kill yourself". it would work to your benifit.
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Anonymous2007-01-16 16:01
Stop hurting others you emo fuking looser.
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Anonymous2007-01-16 16:06
>>1
This is the road to becoming a real man. I envy you.
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Anonymous2007-01-16 16:10
fuk everbody.
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Anonymous2007-01-16 17:38
>>1
You are hereby entitled to free access to the VIP area of 4chan. See you there!
>>8
Idiot, emos only hurt themselves not each other, you should be applauding this man's dream of life and he should be kicking himself for not actually doing all of that stuff.