love is over

I left all my friends, told my parents to go kill themselves. I now live alone typing away on the internets 24 hours a day.

Then I noticed..I failed at life lol.

Fake your own death, then start anew, massacring everyone in si-- er, what I meant to say was, get a job, girlfriend, etc... And then make hot monkey love to her at least once a week until you get bored and start beating her and THEN have sex with her after while she's crying.

Hey, it's what real men do. Every Anonymous here would have to admit you won at life then.

BECOME AN HERO OR A REAL MAN PLZ