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I am a GiRL... u read rite boys

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-05 21:51

hav sex in me.. thank u *curtsyz*

Name: 2007-01-05 22:06 (sage)

...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 22:15

lol every1 knows theres no girls on the intarweb

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-05 22:19

lol is that u james... coz if it is... do me now... do me proud.

Name: CoNoR@HURR 2007-01-05 22:22

GIRLS GTFO INTARWEBS AND GET BACK TO KITCHEN
crazy bitch leaving kitchen

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-05 22:25

pfft... but isnt it tru, that in the inside, we r all but women... i am woman hear me roar... ROWR..

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 22:29

YAS
also
cocks

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-05 22:31

in the inside we r all cocks?
yes we r... tis like good n evil, women VS cocks... n we all kno who wins rite... sisterhood... n even to all u boys out ther... ur all women, kissez to all!

Name: Gaston 2007-01-06 2:48

Can we stick it in your pooper?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 11:01

>>1
IN you? So what you're saying is, you're as big as a house?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 11:15

My reponse to you will be determined by exposure of breasts, or evacuation of the premises.

Basically: TITS OR GTFO SLAG

Name: SinDJ 2007-01-06 13:46

haha... LMFAO... ah... ok... *tear*.. ha

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 17:19

WAIT, THERE HAS TO BE GIRLS ON TEH INTARWEB, OTHERWISE, WHADDABOUT THE FANGIRLS!?!?!!!!!1 THE INSANE FANGIRLSS!?!?!!!11!! Buttsechs, huzzah!

Also, cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 17:21

>>11
lolz

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 18:47

>>1
What kind of panties do you wear?
How big are your tits?
What's your favorite sexual activity?
Spit or swallow?
How do you feel about creampies?
Length or girth?
Do you like hentai?

answer in as much or as little detail as you like, ok

Name: mOistvagina^^ 2007-01-06 21:18

why are females so proud when they post how they think theyre the only of their kind on a board?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 22:08

>>16

those aren't actually females.  there are no females on teh intarwebb

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 23:02

>>16
It's because nerds like you worship them because you think you're somehow going to get some. In reality you're conversing with a fat man who only gets respect in life over the internet and if he poses as a girl.

Gay, crippled retard.

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-06 23:26

whoa... a never knew being femal wud coz dis much controversy... so thers sum that wana demean me by askin derogatory (ooo big wrd) questions, n thers sum that dont belev females r female or that they r capable of being on an intarweb (wateva d fark dat is)... u males are quite an entertaining species

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 2:00

>>19
This is 4chan, bitch.  If you come here and annouce, "zOMG I am teh GURL," you'd better expect plenty of "degrading" questions (p.s. you used derogatory in the wrong sense, you fail at English).  On top of that, just coming to what is surely a male dominated website and saying you're a female pretty much makes you an attention whore.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 3:00

GIRL=Guy In Real Life

If they make a topiX saying "zOMG I am teh GURL", that is.

Name: sn4x 2007-01-07 6:08

has to be a G.I.R.L. cause no real chick would say or so this

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 12:17

>>18

lawwwwwwlz

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 13:03

That's why he wrote GiRL instead of GIRL - Guy in Real Life. But still Sin DJ you are awesome at imitating the typical girl trying to use the interwebs (if you ignore the posting a "have sex in me" topic on 4chan part.)

Name: Bleh 2007-01-07 15:14

This will probably make you think I'm not, just because saying you are is usually proof that you're not. However, I am actually female. I like this site, YTMND, TheMot, Moid, Rotten.com, and I know other girls who do too. It's not so crazy as you'd think, it's just that there are WAY more guys on sites like that than girls. Doesn't mean there aren't ANY GIRLS AT ALL, just that they're few and far between.
Also, I don't mind answering really stupid questions such as >>15 I would actually find it entertaining. I have shit all else to do, why the fuck do you think I'm here in the first place?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 17:38

>>25
ok

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 17:40

>>1-26

Same virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-07 19:00

>>25
Thank you, now answer >>15's questions, please, to prove that you are a real girl.

Name: Bleh 2007-01-08 15:55

>>28
Sure.

Name: Bleh 2007-01-08 16:04

>>29
Fuck, I hit enter by accident when entering the name. Anywho, in answer to the questions:
What kind of panties do you wear? - I actually prefer not to wear panties at all, because I can never find any I'm comfortable in. But when I do have to, I just wear average panties, nothing fancy.
How big are your tits? - I'm generally picky about underwear, since I'm hypersensetive, so ever since I had to start wearing bras, I wear sports bras. They give more support and are more comfortable anyway IMO, so, I'm not sure. There are about a thousand different methods of finding out your bra size, none of which make sense, and any automatic ones I've found tell me my chest and breast size are perfert for support without a bra, so, I really don't know. Size-wise by looks, they're probably a meduim C, maybe bigger. I know they're a fairly big compared to the rest of me. My mom also has big tits.
What's your favorite sexual activity? - Masturbation. It's just much easier to get off, because you actually know exactly what you like.
Spit or swallow? - Have to say spit. Some girls like the taste, it took me several years just to get over how disgusting sperm LOOKS. Maybe I will become uberslut one day though. Who knows.
How do you feel about creampies? - Vile to look at, but I wouldn't mind so much about actually being the recipient of one. Jusr don't make me look.
Length or girth? - That's a really difficult one. Probably length, because I enjoy stimulation of certain spots being reached, so reaching them would be more important that a thick cock.
Do you like hentai? - Yes. Yes, I do. I love hentai. I'm actually bisexual, so hentai of all kinds if fine with me. Hetero, yaoi, yuri. S'all good. Also, I find Loli and Guro, not so much sexually stimulating, but interesting. Maybe because I have a dark and slightly sadistic side to me.
Thar ye' go. >=3

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 16:06

>>1-30

Same virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 16:26

Sin DJ made me lol a lot. he has a great sense of retarded humor.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 16:28

ONMG DO U HAV VAGINA LOLX

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 21:43

THIS LOOKS LIKE A HAL TURNER POST TO ME

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 23:30

Actually, girls are fairly common here. 't makes me frightened when I think about it. ...in a GOOD way of course. =)

Name: Male Dude 2007-01-09 1:05

>>15

What kind of panties do you wear?
Boxers.

How big are your tits?
Not altogether that big. I probably have a bigger belly.

What's your favorite sexual activity?
anything that gets my dick rubbed is fine.

Spit or swallow?
Spit. And I'm not gay, so why should I care?

How do you feel about creampies?
wtf is a creampie? Can't understand the question cuz I dunno what a creampie is.

Length or girth?
Probably medium-sized breasts, not overly long, not overly stuffing, but not too small either. As for vaginas? good question. Anything that pleases both partners is good.

Do you like hentai?
ayup.

answer in as much or as little detail as you like, ok

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 2:51

>>30
Interesting, so you're on 4chan for the porn? If you do go to the boards, which ones? /e/? /h/? /u/? /b/? Please say /e/. It would make Anonymous happy.

Further questions, if I may. How does a measurement tell you that you don't need a bra? Call me less educated on the matter of breasts, but I would like that to change. I've never heard of  that before, I feel like I'm missing something if there's things I don't know about a woman's body. Unlike other guys I'm not content to have them be "mysterious."

Also, why depth/length? I don't find being longer than average to be any use. Besides bragging rights, but most women don't seem to care that much. It takes the fun out of it. But is there something they are missing, or it's just different for every woman? If there IS a good side to being long (instead of downsides) I'd like to know how to use it best.

One last thing, the girl I'm with is bi (hence her not minding if I'm here). But since we haven't talked about her prefernces that much, is there anything in particular that you think I/other guys should do to keep women like that happy? Like anything that a guy wouldn't normally do or think of with a woman who is straight.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 7:51

>>37
surprise buttsecks, daily.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 8:15

Gnash, bite, and tongue her vagina furiously.

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-09 9:26

LMAO... this is so awsum.. i luv it i lluv it i luv it alot.. ur all weird n its like whoa, yer kno.. yer i like cbf chekin mah spellin or whatever.. n like i m female, n i spelt GiRL like dat coz its difrnt n like at d time i rote that blog thing i was seekin attention coz i was hella bord n shite but like whoa... im 17 on the 12th!!! Go me!!!

Name: JD niS 2007-01-09 9:33

i'm a gurl too :3 sup

Name: Bleh 2007-01-09 11:55

>>37
I go to /b/ /h/ /y/ and /gif/ mostly, but I also go to /a/ /c/ /cm/ /co/ /d/ /e/ and /u/.
Also, it was an online bra size thing, you put in the measurements and it tells you what size you need. The one I need said that I don't even need a bra. I assumed it was because my chest is able to support my breasts without the strain, which is why you need to wear a bra anyway. I figured it must be that, or just bullshit.
Sometimes being longer isn't so good, as it can be painful for women and you probably won't get as much pleasure since you can't fit all the way inside. But it's different for all women I'd say, some might have a huge cock fetish, whilst others might even have a fetish for wider ones. I suppose it's not such a big problem having a long dick when you do anal sex, since there's more room that just a vagina. But I personally am fine with an average size penis, if I had to choose between length of girth, I'd just go with length, since I can see more enjoyment coming from that. You're able to reach deeper inside, be it vaginal or anal sex.
And finally, I'm not sure. I think it pretty much depends on the woman in question. Some girls might think the idea of having a threesome with another girl, or something along those lines to be a great idea, whereas others might be insulted by you asking, thinking they're not enough for you. But if you talk to her about it and let her know it's something you thought about because of the fact she's bisexual, and might enjoy something involving another woman, then she probably wouldn't get insulted. But again, everyone's different, I suppose it all depends on her. I think the best thing to do is just talk about the things she likes and if she has any ideas of her own about things like that. Since it really depends on the person in question, the easiest way to find things out is just asking about it. =3

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 16:39

BUMP!

Name: ryan 2007-01-09 16:39

...orly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 17:46

Wow Bleh, you still go to all those hentai channels? I used to be a fiend for that stuff, but it all looks the same to me now. I just casually troll /lounge/ and /b/, and look at /ck/, /cgl/, and /t/ once in a while these days. Well, your penis comments have made me feel alot better, since I'm average girth but above average length (not freakishly so, but I always heard that women preferred girth to length, so it made me a little nervous...)

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 22:22

GTFO!

sheman...

Name: girl 2007-01-10 7:57

I aM A gIRL who wants to see me naked

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 8:02

>>40
You're unbelievably stupid. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 8:16

I saw a girl once, but she ran away. :(

Name: Sin DJ 2007-01-10 11:42

Do u think that i cud get sum LiCKY LiCKY..
MayB  jus a lil finger STiCKY STiCKY...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 11:55

>_>'; Wtf?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 14:14

>>39
Gnashing and biting I dunno, depends on the girl, lawlz. But tonguing is enjoyable.

Name: 2007-01-10 14:22 (sage)

>>50
You're pathetic.

Name: Blue 2007-01-10 14:56

>>42
Thank you once again. I find girls on the net to be a little more honest and open than the ones I know in real life. They tend to be either vulgar and whorish, or totally shy and repressed. Either way their opinions seem kinda tainted to one extreme or the other. While I could be happy with someone who is shy and doesn't think much of sex, I still think I need to be more aware of the details for other women who are open to it. Call it being prepared for whoever I might end up with.

The reason I asked about the length thing is because I don't know any real use for going deep. But if there was something there that women liked I would try it more (especially since fingers can't go that deep). The only thing I heard of is about the cervix but most women don't want you to go that far in.

I know one girl who says she likes "large" men and going deeper, but that isn't very specific, and I don't think I should just go up and ask her. I'm wondering if there's some kinda technique I haven't heard about yet.

About girls who are bi, I didn't really mean about sex. I don't usually discuss it much until we're very close, but about other things, like emotionally, do women who have a physical attraction to other women and therefore have other "girlfriends" also look for feminine traits in potential partners? That's what I mean about being bi. Does it affect your attitude towards which partners you'd choose for dating and marriage? Or do you personally still see guys as guys and only expect them to be guys?

If that isn't too clear, maybe I can put it this way, since I haven't got a clear view yet from other women on this subject. If you are bi, does that mean you could settle down with a man or woman? And if so, what could a man do to help this person feel she is getting what she might want from either gender so that she isn't left wanting? Be more emotionally open? Like watching sad movies and love stories? Be more fashion oriented? Haha, well I hope that last one isn't true. But your thoughts on this would be much appreciated. I'm sure the guys around here will meet some bi girls in the future and could learn from it.

Name: Bleh 2007-01-10 15:26

Oh, well, when it comes to the emotional side of things I suppose it's again really all about personal preferences.
There is that cliché of all women wanting a guy who's really open emotioanlly and watching sad movies with her and cries and tells her everything, but it really does depend on what you like.
After all, it can't be true that all women want a sensitive guy, since so many like the "bad boy" type. Personally being bisexual doesn't really make me look for a more feminine guy or more masculine girl, I sort of just look for what I like in people in general.
I'm quite interested in psychology and try to be open about my feelings because I think that's the only real way to actually solve things, so I would like a guy that was able to talk about how he feels and things, but if I found a guy I really liked who didn't like talking about things, then I think I'd be okay about it, I suppose depending on how much I liked him. If I really thought that the relationship wouldn't work because he wouldn't talk things out, then it would come down to whether I cared enough about him to find a way to get through it. Maybe the fact that I'm bisexual does have something to do with that, but I think my want of someone to talk openly about their feelings is more from logical thinking about working out problems, not so much to do with gender and the fact that women tend to be more open about things anyway.
To be honest I've never really thought about it that much, I'm attracted to both types of men and women, and it more depends on them as a whole to me really. But it does seem quite likely that a bisexual woman, especially one who has been in relationships with women, might need a more emotionally open relationship, and would enjoy talking about things more. Most women in general do like to talk about feelings, which I suppose is where the cliché of wanting a man who is just as open about things comes from. But it really does depend upon the woman in question. She herself might be mor inclined to not want to talk about emotions and things like that in a relationship, and even if she is, she might just expect that sort of thing more from women than men, and as you said, just see guys as guys.
Just as I said with the sex, if you want to know things for sure, I guess the best thing to do is ask about things. If you know what sort of things she might feel are lacking in a relationship, due to her bisexuality or even having nothing to do with it, you'll know better how to satisfy her in the relationship.
I'm glad to be of help! =D

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 17:58

Show me ur boobz !!!1!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 21:59

>>56
no, show me urrzz!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 22:27

you lie, see rule 61: 'There are no girls on the internet'.  4chan has spoken.

Name: Blue 2007-01-10 22:34

>>55
Great, now all you need to do is somehow enlighten the masses of other guys on the interweb. They really can benefit from the experience of real wimminz, not just fake ones. (I'm learning how to spot them a mile away now).

About all of that though, in short, I just can't find enough women who are open and honest enough to really say what they mean and feel. That's why I ask so many questions (plus the wider my experience the better, right?) For some reason it's still hard to get it out of them, even though they say guys are the ones who never open up.

I suppose the anonymity of the net helps, but if you're like this in real life it'd be nice to know someone like you. Open communication makes things soo much easier, it's just that women seem to get stuck in the idea of being either the "hot and sexy bad girl" or "clean and pure" which often equals totally repressed and "Men are bad!" (they think that even about the nice guys, weird huh?)

I'm glad you use the approach you do towards life. Like you said, being open about your feelings is the way to actually solve problems.

Honesty, people, it gets ya everywhere. I mean, it's fantastic for getting you in trouble, of course, haha! And it can even get you back out of trouble too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 8:54

FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 19:13

i like girls

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 20:39

>>61
no you don't, fag

Name: vivduka 2007-01-13 20:47

LIE

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 20:58

vagina

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 22:29

>>64
I like those. Anyone have one I can borrow for a while?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-14 0:28

*meow*
cats are so cute

Name: Bleh 2007-01-14 14:15

>>59
Thank you. I've always thought that honesty really is best. Lies just get you nowhere really, and they just lead to more and more lies, and that ends up in a terrible mess. I'm not saying the occasional white lie is a bad thing, sometimes it's the best option so not to hurt someone's feelings, but I do like to be as honest as possible. It just makes things easier, and people find it easier to talk to you too. ;]

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-14 14:21

(^v-v^)

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-14 19:37

Honest girls rule. Honest men... eh, not so great. They always end up alone after the first date.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 19:05

>>36
you're obviously a flaming homosexual in denial. fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 19:13

<<1

Queue up, Admiral Ackbar.

IT'S A TARP!?!?!?!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 19:15

<<1

Queue up, Admiral Ackbar.

ITS A TARP!?!??!?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-15 20:58

>>72
oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-16 0:42

I'm a guy, you know that right?

Name: SinDJ 2007-01-16 2:16

ok change of subject to get things flowing...
this is wen my brain is at its fullest... at the momnernt im in germany for an xchange program rite.... n everyday i get pissed of mah tits at school coz i can and ummm i am right now.. sad thing is, at the moment im in a computing class and this german teacher is the msost attractive thing ive seen for two months (other than mahself)   anf and and like i forget

Name: SINDJ 2007-01-16 2:20

oh yea i remember.. this teacher i lust seyual facors from looks like wheres wally.... my alltime favariti character thing... i shud make a new blog for this eh

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-18 14:20

>>76
You do that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-18 15:58

>>77
I'd actually prefer him to shut up. The guy can't type worth shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-18 16:00

lol this is troll great thanks

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-18 16:50

i am anonymous

Name: SinDJ 2007-01-24 14:33

'Kay guys, this shit's been fun but... I'm out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-24 14:37

sdfgttfrds

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-24 23:14

slut.

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