/lounge/ - skydive masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-03 23:32

I thought of a great way to spice up your skydiving experience. As you plummet through the sky, pull out your cock and jerk one out. You'll feel really alive.

I recommend actually that you pull out your cock before you jump out of the plane, unless you are at a particularly high altitude. Anyway, you could make a game of it, vowing not to pull the chute open until you jizz. Or maybe you'd like to start jacking when the chute is open, and time it so that you start cumming as you hit the ground.

Name: Feminist 2007-01-03 23:36

Penises are the swords of the devil!

No good shall come from them!

Which was why I was made from artificial insemination!

I mean, because of penises, we have Oprah and Saddam!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-03 23:44

I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 3:00

if I had a penis I most certainly would do that

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 3:31

>>4
so why is your penis separated from you?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 4:13

That would be quite awesome

Name: DJ Farkew 2007-01-04 5:10

Be sure not to chop your penis on the props. Those damn things can hurt when they're turning at a few thousand RPM. ;)

Anyway if I was your pilot and you flopped it out I'd make sure the parachute stayed on board...

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 5:27

It would be cute to strap a mini chute bag to your cock too, like he's your little jumping buddy

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 17:02

>>8

roflmao

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 17:04

>>7
;)
;)
;)
Are you coming on to me? GTFO

Name: DJ Farkew 2007-01-04 18:27

Fuck no. I wouldn't come onto you if you were the last person on earth.

If you had half a brain you'd get the gist that I meant the parachute stays on board, but YOU don't.

Kapeisch kiddo?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 10:23

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 14:55

>>1

if you were to do that during skydiving i wouldn't be surprised if God made your parachute malfunction.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-05 15:08

>>13
God must be a dick then, sir!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 15:10

>>13 oh come on, I bet god jacks off in the sky lots of times

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 15:31

>>15
Is that what snow is? D:

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 15:35

Imagined being gored by an icicle of godcum.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 15:50

>>17
Martydom.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-05 20:49

So you wanna pull out your package in a 120mph wind? No thanks. (and I have been skydiving)

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-06 21:23

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 7:10

>>19
People have done it nude before, bro.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-07 7:26

>>21
I don't believe you! Show some proof!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 7:30

>>22
http://www.gadling.com/2007/06/19/do-you-feel-a-breeze-yup-were-skydiving-in-the-nude/

Now wheres that thread from yesterday where about that trick.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-07 7:35

>>23
NO THANK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 7:37

>>24
What's wrong I provided you evidence?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 7:39

>>24
Go to hell mate I hope you get cancer of anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 7:39

>>24
be a good boy and take a leap flying

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 7:40

>>25
Don't expect for him to make sense, for that's a concept unknown to the anus. For some tormented people, saying NO THANK YOU/Are you trolling me! just does the trick.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-07 7:42

>>26
Jerk! Do you know what cancer of the anus does to people! If you did you would not wish it on anyone!
>>28
Are you calling me a simpleton! How about you step down!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-07 7:51

>>29
I, milkribs4k am cancer of the anus! How could I "get" myself!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 7:52

>>29
>>30
GTFO swede!

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-07 7:57

>>30
>>31
Ass pounding time!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 8:00

>>29
Are you calling me a simpleton!
So you finally get it. Congratulations.
How about you step down!
Why should I do that?

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-09-07 8:10

>>33
Because you are a troll making false accusations!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 8:23

>>34
http://ib4f.com/board/SoAAchan/i/topic/206847

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 8:51

>>34
But you *are* a simpleton.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 8:54

>>34
this guy shit in his own sock while he was wearing it, i don't know how or why but he found a way

i am impressed with his shitting skills

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 9:11

>>37
Very impressive.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 12:20

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-07 13:55

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-11 22:09

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-12 12:50

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