skydive masturbation

I thought of a great way to spice up your skydiving experience.  As you plummet through the sky, pull out your cock and jerk one out.  You'll feel really alive.

I recommend actually that you pull out your cock before you jump out of the plane, unless you are at a particularly high altitude.  Anyway, you could make a game of it, vowing not to pull the chute open until you jizz.  Or maybe you'd like to start jacking when the chute is open, and time it so that you start cumming as you hit the ground.

Be sure not to chop your penis on the props. Those damn things can hurt when they're turning at a few thousand RPM. ;)

Anyway if I was your pilot and you flopped it out I'd make sure the parachute stayed on board...