I'm seeing a prostitute today

HELLO!!

I am seeing my first escort today.  My appointment is for 1:30 EST.  So imagine, at that time, my penis will be preparing to enter a snatch.  Wish me luck.  She's a real porn star type too. 

gratz and gl with the herpes

Enjoy your AIDS.

my first scort was a tiny girl but she wasnt very beatiful
but she sucked so goooooood it was heaven
I didnt came, which sucked, but it felt so good to have her tongue sucking all over my dick and her tongue massaging the top-open of my dick...
btw, enjoy your AIDS

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ok, i will.

OK, well it's all said and done.  Today was by far the DUMBEST and most wreckless thing I have ever done in my life.

This prostitute that I went to see is known for being veeeeeery "open" to everyone.  And believe it or not, I actually did not use a condom AT ALL, and we boinked for about a half hour.  Deep french kissing, oral on both sides, and fucking with no condom.  I was surprised she didn't even mention anything about using one, and I was even more surprised that I didn't say anything either.  How stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!

I was never worried about seeing this hooker because I totally planned on using a condom.... but my God, it doesn't get much more wreckless than this.... having unprotected sex with a known hardcore slut who's been with thousands of people.  I may enjoy my HIV yet.  I am a very stupid person. 

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How much did you pay them?
Also, enjoy having AIDS, faggot.

Hope you happen to be one of the few hundred HIV vaccine study participants.  Because otherwise, guess what you've got?  Here's a fun fact for you to contemplate:

In a study of over 20,000... "escorts" all but ~30 (30, not 30%) had some sort of STD.  Almost every single one had herpes.  ~25% had tested positive for HIV.

You now have herpes and possibly HIV, among other things.
Enjoy your AIDS.

eeeew...no one knows where they've been. you might as well fuck your dog

But then you mgiht turn into a furfag

LAFFO

HAY GUYZ, I JUST FUCKED MAH CAT, IT WAZ RILY G00D!

The prostitute I went told me that I could pay a special $100 extra fee to fuck without condom, I would have agreeded, but I was short of money lol

The best about a prostitute is the blowjobs, they suck so good, its incredible, one of the best feelings a male human can have

fucking a whore... well, I just did it once, but I didnt enjoy it so much

anyway... enjoy your AIDS man :(

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Meh, herpes isn't that big a deal in the first place, also it doesn't spread easy without an outbreak.... also I don't trust your numbers at all.  Aids is somewhat of a concern.  I am worried about Gonorreah because it cannot be cured, and it can be a major nuissane.  The worst part is I'll have to wait 6 weeks to get the HIV test.  Dammit.

I'll keep you all updated.  I'm waiting for 9 days to go by.  If I make it past that, I probably don't have Gonorreah.  I'll let ya'll know.

actually, after reading more about STD's... none of them seem like a big deal (except aids) as long as you catch them early.  Damn 6 weeks minimum.

GET AIDS MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

doesn't "ESCORT" mean shes accompaning you?
tbh idk because i never had ne experience with them LoL
but im pretty sure ESCORTS only accompany u (non sexually) xP

>>17
I hope this was some sort of twisted sarcastic joke.

She escorts your dick into her ass

Well, I guess he died

oh well

learn 2 lipread and stop bitching like an emo fag. WHAAAA I CANT HEAR SO I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF. bitch. look what this little nigger can do... AND HE'S BLIND. http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,1212568,00.html

are you saying a little blind nigger can make it out better than you can? if so, you SHOULD kill yourself.