I'm seeing a prostitute today

HELLO!!

I am seeing my first escort today.  My appointment is for 1:30 EST.  So imagine, at that time, my penis will be preparing to enter a snatch.  Wish me luck.  She's a real porn star type too. 

Hope you happen to be one of the few hundred HIV vaccine study participants.  Because otherwise, guess what you've got?  Here's a fun fact for you to contemplate:

In a study of over 20,000... "escorts" all but ~30 (30, not 30%) had some sort of STD.  Almost every single one had herpes.  ~25% had tested positive for HIV.

You now have herpes and possibly HIV, among other things.
Enjoy your AIDS.