just had my first kiss

i know im 24 and it's beyond pathetic but i had my first kiss tonight. the thing is, it was like a joke.. a pity kiss and not from someone who really cares about me, and it was really fast... i kinda wish it didnt happen

what was your first kiss like?

n/a :(

>>1
Are you male or female?

>>3
male of course!

what kind of stupid question is that?

Mine was at 20, on a hiking trail on a moutain.
He was very flirty, and I was shy, and it was a great kiss AFIK.

I'm still 20, and still seeing him, guss thats good, Im not 100% clear how much he digs me, but again, I really havent asked, but hee seems to like biking/hiking/watching movies/sex with me so woot.

Wow, I went off on a tangent

I was 20. I ran up to some random chick walking down the street and we started making out. She seemed to enjoy it, as did everyone around us -- they were taking pictures, cheering like in sitcoms, and some old fart sitting on a bench nearby was punching his crotch saying, "Wake up, dammit! Wake up!"

15. it was wet and awkward.

>>7

Were you kissing a penis?

Mine was at 4. Dont ask how I managed that.

Mine was when I was 35 years old, got slapped though when I stole it.

I don't count little kid kisses... It has to be sexual, like right on the cock.

>>8

well obviously. Isn't that what this thread is about?

XD lol, i never had one.

First was when I was 15, remember thinking at the time that I would never get one, since all my friends seemed to have theirs maybe 6 months earlier.

Lol at teenagerism.

my first was at 17. I havent kissed in 4 years now.

>>15
loool

>>16

lol@u faggot

My first was November last year, the night I finally got to meet my internet girlfriend of 3 years. Haven't kissed since we parted ways (in terms of the trip ending) in January.

Kissing is great. This thread made me want to do it again, but I guess I have to wait another month until she comes to stay.

>>18

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one.. second..

cant.. breathe..

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ok

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ok ok there finished laughing now that we have that over with congratz to you for finding a friend who would set you up with their sister since everyone knows theres no females online

How To Klss A Girl? : http://humourspot.com/how-to-klss-a-girl-2

My first kiss?
I kissed a fat girl when I was in the mental ward. I made her promise to kiss me for some reason. It was just a peck on the lips, nothing saucy. Not even anything that satisfying. I think kissing might be overrated or at least 'not my thing', but maybe that's sour grapes.

Me and this girl cuddled all the time though, since she was chubby it was so comfy. It sucked when she started getting an IV drip for drugs, because she was depressed, and we couldn't cuddle.

Patients weren't supposed to touch each other, so it was a very sketchy thing we were doing, but somehow we got away with it and the staff turned a blind eye. The other patients made fun of us a bit though.

In the hospital I started smoking temporarily, I managed to persuade her to come outside and we lay in the grass, I held her hand for a short while when we went back in.

Then she left and I never saw her again, she didn't want to stay in contact after. We wouldn't have ended up going anywhere anyways and she probably wouldn't be the healthiest person to have as a girlfriend.

It was the farthest I've ever gone with a girl.

I actually cared for her a lot, she was my cuddle buddy. ;_;
I hope she's doing okay now.

My first kiss was when I was about 5 or 6, my friend's sister. She chased me all around his garden saying she was going to kiss me, so I let her catch me.

>>22
She did kiss you on the mouth?

>>21
This is one of the saddest things in the world ;________________;
How many years ago that happened?

>>21

;-;

>>24
A little over a year ago.

>>26
fat chicks are the best, the ones outside mental wards are better

I have never kissed and I don't want to. It seems like a big hassle. You have to worry about things like are my lips too moist? Too dry? Should I use tongue? Do they have herpes? Do I? Does my breath stink? Should I close my eyes? Just seems like way more trouble than it's worth.