I'm pretty lonely, and I heard of these things called cuddlefish which I think would be great for me. Where can you buy a cuddlefish? Maybe a big city pet store? Can you take it out of the tank and cuddle it in the open air, or should I take it into the tub with me? Oh, I could just cuddle it for hours.
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Anonymous2006-12-14 0:09
You could also stick it in your pooper and feel it's slimy body wiggling around inside of you... Or you could be like the rest of us and rape a midgit...
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Anonymous2006-12-14 0:36
No to everything you cant buy them some of them have poisonous barbs
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Anonymous2006-12-14 0:39
So then... What can I cuddle and shove up my brown eye lovingly?
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Anonymous2006-12-14 0:56
A cock?
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Anonymous2006-12-14 0:58
Preferably my cock?
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Anonymous2006-12-14 0:59
Indeed, I shall have to partake in this so called cock.