I want to buy a cuddlefish

I'm pretty lonely, and I heard of these things called cuddlefish which I think would be great for me.  Where can you buy a cuddlefish?  Maybe a big city pet store?  Can you take it out of the tank and cuddle it in the open air, or should I take it into the tub with me?  Oh, I could just cuddle it for hours.

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