Need help. SOS

So,hello, I'm new here....Never used something like 4chan message board before...('____') Not experienced.
Straight to the point....I'm in some real trouble. Me wanna date a totally geek guy. Very noce. heart of gold. And totally geek. While me a model. Yes. And part-time fanfic author.....with a sense for seduction and sexy cosplay.

What should I wear? How should I behave, so that he won't get a heart attack and I have to call 911 during our first lunch date together? Oh yeah, we're both 21. But the boy's a totally UN-sexperienced boy. >_> Never been kissed and all. And I hope he won't faint because of my love for mini dresses.
Thanks a bunch.

Post tits or gtfo.

Listen here Nooblette, why is your name related to Dothack, remove yourself from this sexy place immediately, or I will rape you with a Negro infest cum bubble.

>>3
And you must be at least eight years old, eh?

(^__^) Interesting responses. Y'think I should switch my name to HealingRain or HealingSerum instead?
Real girls play .hack//G.U

>>5
How about you use no name at all? Be anonymous or you'll be subject to harassment and criticism. Also, I agree with >>2

Anon?
How to post tits eh? ('3')

>>7
Enough with the emoticons. Also, /b/

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if you were a module you never would have heard of 4chan for it is of gods and enternets
and if you are then >>2
and the geeky guy your going to go out with is probably one of the many rapists that infect /b/

http://4-ch.net/love/

>>2

k

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Girls like that interested in guys like that do not exist, trust me on this one, i talk out of experience, the best a guy like that can hope for with a "girl" like you (if you are one) is to be madly in love with you for a year just so you can dissapear and he can try and kill himself twice cuz you never even took the time to say goodbye.

>>13
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>>12
fukkin saved

>>1
water lily?

Break in his house, wait till he comes home, then hop his bones.

He'll fuckin' swoon.