Need help. SOS

So,hello, I'm new here....Never used something like 4chan message board before...('____') Not experienced.
Straight to the point....I'm in some real trouble. Me wanna date a totally geek guy. Very noce. heart of gold. And totally geek. While me a model. Yes. And part-time fanfic author.....with a sense for seduction and sexy cosplay.

What should I wear? How should I behave, so that he won't get a heart attack and I have to call 911 during our first lunch date together? Oh yeah, we're both 21. But the boy's a totally UN-sexperienced boy. >_> Never been kissed and all. And I hope he won't faint because of my love for mini dresses.
Thanks a bunch.

Girls like that interested in guys like that do not exist, trust me on this one, i talk out of experience, the best a guy like that can hope for with a "girl" like you (if you are one) is to be madly in love with you for a year just so you can dissapear and he can try and kill himself twice cuz you never even took the time to say goodbye.