LOOK, COMPUTER NERDS, I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE A THING ABOUT INSULTING WOMEN, I KNOW YOU ARE ALL LITTLE GEEKS THAT COULD NOT EVEN THINK, NO EVEN LOOK AT A GIRL TWICE BEFORE GETTING NERVOUS, AND I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU GODLESS NERDS THAT I AM A STRONG WOMAN AND YOUR LITTLE INSULTS ABOUT WOMAN ARE LIES
I WAS CHEERLEADER IN HIGHSCHOOL AND BECAME MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL WINNING ME THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL REWARD BEFORE GRADUATION, I NEVER SEEN ANY OF YOU BUCKTOOTHED GLASSES WEARING LITTLE NERDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I HAVE A VERY LOVING HUSBAND WHO LOVES ME FOR EVERYTHING NOT JUST MY PERSONALITY : ) ALSO WE HAVE 3 CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO LOVE JESUS WITH THEIR HEARTS AND SOULS AND WE GO TO CHURCH ON A REGLAR BASIS AND WE ARE GOOD CITIZENS
MY HUSBAND WORKS AT FIXING CARS WHICH IS A MUCH BETTER LIVING THAT YOU UGLY FAT NERDS READING AND PLAYING NINTENDO ALL DAY
YOU ALL NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST INTO YOUR LIVES BECAUSE THE GODLESS AND UGLY GO TO HELL FOREVER
WOMEN ARE JUST AS SUPERIOR TO MEN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND THEY ARE WORTH MORE TO SOCIETY LOOK AT ACTRESSES THEY GET PAYED MORE THAN ANY OF YOU BOOK WORM UGLY NERDS DO AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL THEY LIVE PERFECT LIVES AND ENHANCE OUR SOCIETY WITH BEAUTY
ACCEPT CHRIST AND YOU MAY UNDERSTAND
AMANDA LOVING CHRISTIAN MOTHER :)
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Anonymous2006-12-06 2:57
Hello, enjoy your stay
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Anonymous2006-12-06 3:15
Get the fuck out or I'll get your IP address, use it to find out where you live, kill you and your family, and skullfuck the corpses.
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Anonymous2006-12-06 3:17
You forgot, some of us liek /r/aping wimminz. Bow before us men!
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Anonymous2006-12-06 3:45
>>3
Yes, obese adolescent males such as yourself are extremely intimidating. I'M QUIVERIN' IN MAH BOOTS!!!11
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Anonymous2006-12-06 3:47
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Sar~Fat2006-12-06 4:24
Why hello there, Amanda. I am one fat dude who loves the cock, and my hairy bitch-tits are so huge you could squeeze them and squirt milk out. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Anonymous2006-12-06 5:30
>>3
Lawl i hope your replying to sarcasm with sarcasm
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem
science has with God, The Almighty.
He asks one of his new students to stand and.....
Prof: So you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Prof: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Prof: Is God all-powerful?
Student: Yes.
Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal
him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God
didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?
(Student is silent.)
Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God
good?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Prof: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From...God...
Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything.
Correct?
Student: Yes.
Prof: So who created evil?
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Anonymous2006-12-06 10:07
God didn't create evil, that was science.
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Anonymous2006-12-06 12:49
Hey Amanda, if you want to go to a good cristian site, its www.wowomg.com you should show your kids the great things they have. Other good sites are: www.hai2u.com, www.lemonparty.com, googling "goatse". Have Fun!!!
You beat me to it! Those sites are amazing! Those sites if I remember correctly are sponsored by a Christianity magazine!
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Anonymous2006-12-06 14:46
>>14
I know! They teach very good moral values, and the RIGHT way to be a Christian. =P
Thanks Anonymosue 14 for the "bump"
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Anonymous2006-12-06 16:49
Tl;Dr
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Anonymous2006-12-06 17:06
>>11
Only a 12 year old would be impressed by that :(
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Anonymous2006-12-06 17:46
Really too many to list here ;)
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Anonymous2006-12-06 18:13
lolercakes,this thread was supposed to be about women.But since Amanda made horrible points i suppose it's better to go on about christianity.Lol,Amanda=600 lb. whore who simply mentions celebrities because she envies their thin-ness.Lols.No offense,but you asked for it :D
GOOD DAY D:C=0
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Anonymous2006-12-06 18:18
>>1
Leave your Pride at the door and have a nice day.
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Anonymous2006-12-06 21:21
HEY GUYS IM TYPING IN CAPS TOO WHEEEHEHEHEHEE! THIS HAS AN EFFECT ON HOW WELL YOU UNDERSTAND ME AND MAKES YOU WANT TO ATUALLY READ MY HUGE PIULE OF VERBAL CHUNDER! I HAVE THREE CHILDREN AND A HUSBAND, GIVING OUR FAMILY A TOTAL OF (pulls out calculator) 57 TOES!
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Anonymous2006-12-06 21:47
fake
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LordRiordan2006-12-06 21:57
Hey amanda, I'm glad to see that being intelligent isn't a requirement to being popular. I'd also like to add that jesus has been dead for more then 2000 years, you stupid cum guzzling chode bubble. Jesus loves no one. Hes a pile of 2000 year old compost.
How can something be equally superior to eachother? Superior means one is better then the other you nincompoop.
A smart 12 year old kid would figure that out and all unravelling mysteries as a lie, or coverup. Much much more intelligen than you will ever aspire to be in the deep pits of restraint intellectual power.
It's easy to assume the roll of "UNIVARSATY PHILOSOPHY PROF" and attack one line of narrow minded thought with religion.
Attacking aspects of religion is easy, but when you do it in a retarded manner, you just make yourself out to be a dumbass, anon.
>1
See kids, it's easy to make any cause look disgusting when you associate it with Mr. or Mrs. "Average American". Let's give OP a round of applause (or a circle jerk session if you swing that way (and I know you do (I'm looking at you, anonymous))).
Hurrr,if i trolled i'd likely get -6 replies.Hmmm,that'd be a fun equation to work out.*Whips out algebra book*OMFG,THEY'D LIEK,SUBTRACT FROM MA POST COUNT LOLS.
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Lordriordan2006-12-06 23:41
Re: 32
You are a cock mongering fuck hat. Dont be such a pig farmer and just tell meeee.
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Anonymous2006-12-06 23:41
I ythink u have it all figured out man but u cant go after the book at all times dawg
lyf out in practtise difrentt on so manny levels man 8/
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Anonymous2006-12-06 23:42
>>34
Okay I mentioned this earlier but your brain tries to make sense of almost everything... nature of the breast. Most things are far too complex for the average brain to comprehend and it most likely has some sort of fallback logic based on prior knowledge passed down by heritage (most likely religious things people make up to control other people) when it can't make sense of something (hence the millions of superstitions around). I believe these are defense mechanisms in order to help protect one's identity and self given purpose in order to satisfy the condition of wanting to keep breathing or to justify or excuse their existance..
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Asherah2006-12-06 23:43
Women are just as respectable and ought to be as powerful politically as men. It was a mistake granting the male of the species heavier muscles than the female, in my opinion, but ask Zeus, and he'd get all stormy 'bout it.
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LordRiordan2006-12-06 23:44
Re: 36
My brain understands. Can you do anything besides copy and paste... BITCH? :D
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Anonymous2006-12-06 23:46
Woman are made out of vagina and sturdy lifesize texture ;_;
AND THAT'S A CHRISTIAN MOTHER IN A NUTSHELL.NOTICE THE USE OF CAPS,AS IT IMPLIES MY ANGER AND FRUSTRATION WITH THE FACT THIS WOMAN HAS ALREADY BEEN FUCKED.
Lol,i assume you've seen some quality rugs.Maybe you should hang out with AMANDA HERE.*/turns on caps lock a.k.a cruise control for cool*
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Anonymous2006-12-08 16:36
lol, shaggy 70's rugs
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Anonymous2006-12-08 18:19
HEHE my trolling bitch
i'm a catholic too. and you femenist bitch had best know her place if you have read the bible. do not make eye contact stay in the kitchen and keep my bed warm and tend to my needs.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 20:35
Here we are, masters of the universe.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 21:39
I love how Christians always play the part of the 'good and upstanding human being', yet manage to always be prejudiced against everyone and everything. When was it morally correct to call someone a fat and ugly nerd?
Christian fags are hypocritical assholes.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 21:55
>>1
I don't even know where to start on that. How about practicing some modesty. I'm pretty sure that the Bible doesn't teach anything on rubbing your advantages in other people's faces. I especially like the part where you say "the ugly go to hell forever." Condeming people to hell for something they have absolutely no control over is not only illogical but hypocritical. You can't say you follow the teachings of Christianity which teach to love and respect everybody yet start naming faults in people which will send them to hell.
I'm glad that you are popular and were able to have a successful life. That was a priviledge. Many people are not granted that because they have social disorders or just plain like being alone. You have had a good high school experience unlike many others and the first thing you do is rub it in other people's faces? That's disgusting and no matter how beautiful you are that attitude is enough ugly to cover yourself that beauty up.
we should strip this cunt from her Miniority "Lifestyle".
I SAY DRAG HER OUT ONTO THE STREETS AND BEAT HER. And Rip her Teeth out.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:07
Lets see how strong.. she really is.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:10
I could only imagine how your husband and 3 kids are like.
I hope One of your kids Becomes a Drug Addict.
I hope the other one Gets raped by her boyfriend.
And I hope the other little fuck becomes a /B/Tard and is always on the internet having no life and none of that "blah" youve been stating.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:11
KEEP YOUR PATHETIC LIFESTYLE WHERE IT SHOULD BE.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:13
"YOU BUCKTOOTHED GLASSES WEARING LITTLE NERDS"
WHAT A FUCKING BITCH. I SAY WE STOMP ON HER FACE!! POISON HER CHILDREN. GET A BLACK MAN TO SCREW THIS CHICK IN THE ASS.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:16
wow. so, becuase you won some popularity contest your life is valid? awesome.
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:17
I can see your husband come in after work
"COOK ME SOME PIES BITCH:
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:17
we all grow old and ugla
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Anonymous2007-02-05 22:24
SEE WHAT SCHOOL TEACHES YOU. TO BE CRUEL AND SELFISH TO OTHERS.
WHO HAS THE HIGH MARKS, WHO SHOULD BE MORE PRIVILAGED IN SOCIETY.
ITS ALL NONSENSE.. IF YOUR DREAM IS TO BECOME A HOUSE WIFE WITH THREE CHILDREN AND A HUSBAND SO BE IT. BUT OTHERS CHOOSE A DIFFERENT PATH THAN BEING A KITCHEN BITCH ALL THERE LIVES.
BURN THER CHIRCH MAY THEY ALL GO UP IN FLAMES, AS THEY DID WHEN THE GREAT NORWEIGAN HEROES BURNED THEM BACK IN 89-93, WHICH CULMINATED IN EURONYMOS MURDER DONT BURN THE WITCH MAY THE HEROES HAUNT AS ALL
AVE LVCIFER
AVE LVCIFER
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Anonymous2007-02-06 22:49
I THINK SHE LOVES CAPS LOCK
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Anonymous2007-02-06 22:55
yeah you didnt achieve much by saying that. if you tried to achieved anything you just failed at whatever your tryin to do. think about it. your and anonymous trying to stand out infront of every other anonymous person. your just a very anoyed bitch that has nothin better to do rather than to look at 4chan. seriously with that much writing you could of done something more constructive like looking for a life
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Anonymous2007-02-06 23:02
so your saying that ugly people burn in hell? so who decides whos ugly or not then dumbass
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Anonymous2007-02-07 3:08
the nerds you talk about dont come to 4chan, they are just boring people. and im quite sure you are no women either
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ryan2007-02-07 3:17
ALL MEN THINK ABOUT IS SEX.
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Anonymous2007-02-07 3:22
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SOCIETY LOOKS LIKE!
HIEL HITLER MOTHERFUCKER
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Anonymous2007-02-07 3:30
ALSO WE HAVE 3 CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO LOVE JESUS WITH THEIR HEARTS AND SOULS AND WE GO TO CHURCH ON A REGLAR BASIS AND WE ARE GOOD CITIZENS
"LETS ALL CLAP OUR FUCKING HANDS. I THINK THIS BITCH FOUND THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY."
NIETHER JESUS OR GOD IS GOING TO SAVE YOUR FAMILY. GTFO AND START DIGGING YOUR GRAVES YOU.
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Beatstick of logic and reason.2007-03-03 4:37 ID:qDeeGwJK
Okay. It's almost 3:30 in the morning, and I have nothing to do. I come to 4chan in hopes of finding something amusing, and what do I get? Some woman's holier-than-thou tirade (in all caps, no less), complete with a full on prejudice against anything she doesn't beleive in, a lack of common sense, and some absurd desire to twist her self-professed religion into a tool of condemnation. I apologize for being unoriginal and quoting Maddox, but I feel like I was just bukkaked with stupid. So rather that stagnate in my boredom, I'm going to entertain myself in the best way I know.
I'm going to <i>destroy you</i>. Show you why you can't run your mouth like that and expect people to not simply poke amusement at your misshapen syntax and near total lack of grammar.
Take notes, kids.
I'll even tell you who I am, Amanda. I'm just a teenager, living in Florida, by the name of Jeremy. You might recognise that name as a shortened form of Jeremiah, a book in the Bible. It's not a coincidence; I also live a Christian life in a Christian home. Please take note that means I also have read the Bible, and can take apart your claims piece by piece. More on that later, though. I'll blitzkreig your statements in the order you made them.
Your first accusation is a mass blanket statement that everyone on this site is a computer nerd. Obviously, as you yourself are also present here, it is inconceivable that anyone besides a hardcore tech jocky could possibly post here. Except you, right?
Secondly, you make it personally decided fact that everyone here is not just socially inept, but mentally inept as we can't even think. Quite the contrasting statement from us all being techheads, huh? And we're nervous, too. I have no problem talking with women, and might even go so far as to say I prefer their company over that of men. And don't tell me it's because I'm a perv. I'm a guy with desires like any other normal male, but I've had girls fall asleep face down in my lap without so much as getting aroused. I am in control of my being.
That quip about 'godless nerds' is as interesting as it is a one-size-fits-all generalization, but I'm not even going into that one. And as a rule, people will say what they will on the internet, serious or not. Most of the slurs thrown around aren't serious, be they racial, sexist, or religious. I'm Irish and German, among other things. I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and I can throw around racial slurs to people I know freely. Know why? Because they know I don't mean it, and some can actually be funny when used as satire for stereotypical portrayals. So yeah, the insults about women are lies, but in a totally different context of the term.
Cheerleader, huh? And in highschool even! Your mommy must be so proud. Cheerleader, Most Popular Girl award (not reward, you Remedial English dropout), a love for berating the less socially accepted, yadda yadda. All you're really conveying to me is that you're spoiled to the core. Accomplishment is in the eyes of the accomplished, and your claim of us having accomplished nothing in the venue of your inane popularity grabs only proves what a simple insect like hive mind you and your sorority collective must possess. I'm sorry, am I using words too big for you?
Loving husband... Well, that's a plesent delusion, and one I'm reluctant to shatter. Pity. Listen, Amanda. You were a cheerleader. Dressed up in low-cut skintight clothing and skirts, dancing around for the entertainment of the very men you seem to think so lowly of. I don't think it's too much to assume its your personality he tolerates, and is wishing every night it was someone else inside that disproportionately supermodel body of yours.
Your status of having children means nothing to me, by the way. The physical ability to procreate does not make you a good or even passable parent. Funny thing about church, too. See, churches aren't buildings, beleive it or not. A 'church' is actually a collective of people, and the place they congregate weekly eventually took on that name. Of course, you'd probably know that if you spent any time listening to the guy on the podium. Standing in a garage all day doesn't make you a car any more than sitting around in a building makes you a Christian.
Your claim of being a good citizen is self defeating, by the way. All caps, while looking stupid in general, is best tranposed to speach as being yelled, meaning you might as well have screamed all that at the top of your lungs to us. How very uncivilized.
Your husband is a mechanic. Well, hold the presses. For CARS you say!? That only ranks right above, say, I dunno... A plumber? If he was doing R&D on aeronautical vehicles, I'd freely give you this one, but you just made my Nintendo look really good right about now. Speaking of which, I'd certainly hope he makes a better living off fixing cars than playing Nintendo, but only for one reason. <b>Video games are a hobbey! Not an occupation!</b> You can't even begin to compare the two, because they are totally dissimilar. Oh, and I'm acutally under my standard weight to height ratio, even though all I do is play video games and that horrible thing called reading. Seriously, you should try it some time. The Bible is a good place to start; knock out two birds with one stone.
Now the next part might offend some people, so just take this as from one Christian to another.
You say the godless will go to hell. I don't ever remember seeing that in the Bible. Bear in mind, a lot of this is up for interpretation, but what I got out of it was: Those who reject God go to hell. And yeah, Highway to Hell, one way ride n' all that. It is forever. BUT! I also seem to recall something about people being judged based on what they know and their intents. Babies that died pre-birth? People in remote areas that don't know any better? If you're a Christian, you know God is a fair God, and won't judge people on uncontrollable circumstance. Free ticket to heaven? Maybe. Noone can say for sure. This also shoots your ugly people theory straight to where you're telling all these people to go.
I think someone already adressed this, but I'll say it anyway. Women cannot be just as superior to men, because that's a paradox. There are two kinds of relationships: Equal, and inequal. For them both to be inequal, one would have to be greater than the other, and that would make the greater one superior. Them both being superior is impossible, and is not a plausible existance by even rudimentary scientific thought. It also makes you look really stupid.
Your next statement elevates stupidity to flagrant sexism, and horribly unbased sexism at that. Yeah, I think women are more beautiful too, but maybe that's because men aren't generally beautiful in the same sense as women? I'm a guy. I have a strong jawline, broad shoulders, and a noticable lack of a curvy body. I don't want to be mistaken for a woman, because at the end of the day, I'm not one. Just a thought.
I don't recall the last time I thought of any actor, male or female, as a great contributor to society. If anything, they're a distraction from it. Hollywood actors are something to keep us preoccupied in our spare time, not life-changing rolemodels. And if people COULD lead perfect lives, we wouldn't need our religion in the first place, now would we? In fact, depraved celebrities are probably responsible for half the things you hate so much.
Side note: Beauty is overrated. I'll take a plesent fugly girl over a hot bodied pissant any day.
So there. I'm sure there's more I could say, but it's now 4:30 in the morning, and my brain is turning out the lights. I hope you read this and are forced to cross examine the disillusioned farce of a life you're leading, but I hate destroying people like this. You just really seem to need a reality check.
No. And that whole rant was such a stupid waste of time. The only good thing about it was the visual imagery of a sleeping girl's face "in my lap". That puts ideas in my head.
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Anonymous2007-03-03 11:30 ID:wZUvxzSa
LOOK, COMPUTER NERDS, I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE A THING ABOUT INSULTING WOMEN, I KNOW YOU ARE ALL LITTLE GEEKS THAT COULD NOT EVEN THINK, NO EVEN LOOK AT A GIRL TWICE BEFORE GETTING NERVOUS, AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT MY MOM GOT SCARED. SHE SAID, "YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL AIR."
I WHISTLED FOR A CAB BUT WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID, "FRESH" AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I CAN SAY THAT THIS CAB IS RARE BUT I THOUGHT, "OH FORGET IT. YO HOMES TO BEL AIR."
I, PULLED, UP TO THE HOUSE AROUND SEVEN OR 8 AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE, "YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER." I LOOKED AT CASTLE, I WAS FINALLY THERE. TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR.
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Anonymous2007-03-03 13:16 ID:af/PjnBV
lol? stupid women... always thinking they know everything
"I whistled for a cab but when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror, if anything I can say that this cab was weird, but I thought, man, forget it, go home to bel air"
"ABOUT seven or eight"
"GO HOME, smell you later"
"MY KINGDOM"
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Anonymous2007-03-03 16:05 ID:K9p61Fx2
If I'm wrong, and you're wrong, then who is right?
I actually turned on the television at 3am this morning after getting home and right when I turned it on, the beginning of Fresh Prince just started up and I lol'd.