LOOK, COMPUTER NERDS, I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE A THING ABOUT INSULTING WOMEN, I KNOW YOU ARE ALL LITTLE GEEKS THAT COULD NOT EVEN THINK, NO EVEN LOOK AT A GIRL TWICE BEFORE GETTING NERVOUS, AND I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU GODLESS NERDS THAT I AM A STRONG WOMAN AND YOUR LITTLE INSULTS ABOUT WOMAN ARE LIES
I WAS CHEERLEADER IN HIGHSCHOOL AND BECAME MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL WINNING ME THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL REWARD BEFORE GRADUATION, I NEVER SEEN ANY OF YOU BUCKTOOTHED GLASSES WEARING LITTLE NERDS ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I HAVE A VERY LOVING HUSBAND WHO LOVES ME FOR EVERYTHING NOT JUST MY PERSONALITY : ) ALSO WE HAVE 3 CHRISTIAN CHILDREN WHO LOVE JESUS WITH THEIR HEARTS AND SOULS AND WE GO TO CHURCH ON A REGLAR BASIS AND WE ARE GOOD CITIZENS
MY HUSBAND WORKS AT FIXING CARS WHICH IS A MUCH BETTER LIVING THAT YOU UGLY FAT NERDS READING AND PLAYING NINTENDO ALL DAY
YOU ALL NEED TO ACCEPT CHRIST INTO YOUR LIVES BECAUSE THE GODLESS AND UGLY GO TO HELL FOREVER
WOMEN ARE JUST AS SUPERIOR TO MEN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND THEY ARE WORTH MORE TO SOCIETY LOOK AT ACTRESSES THEY GET PAYED MORE THAN ANY OF YOU BOOK WORM UGLY NERDS DO AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL THEY LIVE PERFECT LIVES AND ENHANCE OUR SOCIETY WITH BEAUTY
ACCEPT CHRIST AND YOU MAY UNDERSTAND
AMANDA LOVING CHRISTIAN MOTHER :)
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Beatstick of logic and reason.2007-03-03 4:37 ID:qDeeGwJK
Okay. It's almost 3:30 in the morning, and I have nothing to do. I come to 4chan in hopes of finding something amusing, and what do I get? Some woman's holier-than-thou tirade (in all caps, no less), complete with a full on prejudice against anything she doesn't beleive in, a lack of common sense, and some absurd desire to twist her self-professed religion into a tool of condemnation. I apologize for being unoriginal and quoting Maddox, but I feel like I was just bukkaked with stupid. So rather that stagnate in my boredom, I'm going to entertain myself in the best way I know.
I'm going to <i>destroy you</i>. Show you why you can't run your mouth like that and expect people to not simply poke amusement at your misshapen syntax and near total lack of grammar.
Take notes, kids.
I'll even tell you who I am, Amanda. I'm just a teenager, living in Florida, by the name of Jeremy. You might recognise that name as a shortened form of Jeremiah, a book in the Bible. It's not a coincidence; I also live a Christian life in a Christian home. Please take note that means I also have read the Bible, and can take apart your claims piece by piece. More on that later, though. I'll blitzkreig your statements in the order you made them.
Your first accusation is a mass blanket statement that everyone on this site is a computer nerd. Obviously, as you yourself are also present here, it is inconceivable that anyone besides a hardcore tech jocky could possibly post here. Except you, right?
Secondly, you make it personally decided fact that everyone here is not just socially inept, but mentally inept as we can't even think. Quite the contrasting statement from us all being techheads, huh? And we're nervous, too. I have no problem talking with women, and might even go so far as to say I prefer their company over that of men. And don't tell me it's because I'm a perv. I'm a guy with desires like any other normal male, but I've had girls fall asleep face down in my lap without so much as getting aroused. I am in control of my being.
That quip about 'godless nerds' is as interesting as it is a one-size-fits-all generalization, but I'm not even going into that one. And as a rule, people will say what they will on the internet, serious or not. Most of the slurs thrown around aren't serious, be they racial, sexist, or religious. I'm Irish and German, among other things. I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and I can throw around racial slurs to people I know freely. Know why? Because they know I don't mean it, and some can actually be funny when used as satire for stereotypical portrayals. So yeah, the insults about women are lies, but in a totally different context of the term.
Cheerleader, huh? And in highschool even! Your mommy must be so proud. Cheerleader, Most Popular Girl award (not reward, you Remedial English dropout), a love for berating the less socially accepted, yadda yadda. All you're really conveying to me is that you're spoiled to the core. Accomplishment is in the eyes of the accomplished, and your claim of us having accomplished nothing in the venue of your inane popularity grabs only proves what a simple insect like hive mind you and your sorority collective must possess. I'm sorry, am I using words too big for you?
Loving husband... Well, that's a plesent delusion, and one I'm reluctant to shatter. Pity. Listen, Amanda. You were a cheerleader. Dressed up in low-cut skintight clothing and skirts, dancing around for the entertainment of the very men you seem to think so lowly of. I don't think it's too much to assume its your personality he tolerates, and is wishing every night it was someone else inside that disproportionately supermodel body of yours.
Your status of having children means nothing to me, by the way. The physical ability to procreate does not make you a good or even passable parent. Funny thing about church, too. See, churches aren't buildings, beleive it or not. A 'church' is actually a collective of people, and the place they congregate weekly eventually took on that name. Of course, you'd probably know that if you spent any time listening to the guy on the podium. Standing in a garage all day doesn't make you a car any more than sitting around in a building makes you a Christian.
Your claim of being a good citizen is self defeating, by the way. All caps, while looking stupid in general, is best tranposed to speach as being yelled, meaning you might as well have screamed all that at the top of your lungs to us. How very uncivilized.
Your husband is a mechanic. Well, hold the presses. For CARS you say!? That only ranks right above, say, I dunno... A plumber? If he was doing R&D on aeronautical vehicles, I'd freely give you this one, but you just made my Nintendo look really good right about now. Speaking of which, I'd certainly hope he makes a better living off fixing cars than playing Nintendo, but only for one reason. <b>Video games are a hobbey! Not an occupation!</b> You can't even begin to compare the two, because they are totally dissimilar. Oh, and I'm acutally under my standard weight to height ratio, even though all I do is play video games and that horrible thing called reading. Seriously, you should try it some time. The Bible is a good place to start; knock out two birds with one stone.
Now the next part might offend some people, so just take this as from one Christian to another.
You say the godless will go to hell. I don't ever remember seeing that in the Bible. Bear in mind, a lot of this is up for interpretation, but what I got out of it was: Those who reject God go to hell. And yeah, Highway to Hell, one way ride n' all that. It is forever. BUT! I also seem to recall something about people being judged based on what they know and their intents. Babies that died pre-birth? People in remote areas that don't know any better? If you're a Christian, you know God is a fair God, and won't judge people on uncontrollable circumstance. Free ticket to heaven? Maybe. Noone can say for sure. This also shoots your ugly people theory straight to where you're telling all these people to go.
I think someone already adressed this, but I'll say it anyway. Women cannot be just as superior to men, because that's a paradox. There are two kinds of relationships: Equal, and inequal. For them both to be inequal, one would have to be greater than the other, and that would make the greater one superior. Them both being superior is impossible, and is not a plausible existance by even rudimentary scientific thought. It also makes you look really stupid.
Your next statement elevates stupidity to flagrant sexism, and horribly unbased sexism at that. Yeah, I think women are more beautiful too, but maybe that's because men aren't generally beautiful in the same sense as women? I'm a guy. I have a strong jawline, broad shoulders, and a noticable lack of a curvy body. I don't want to be mistaken for a woman, because at the end of the day, I'm not one. Just a thought.
I don't recall the last time I thought of any actor, male or female, as a great contributor to society. If anything, they're a distraction from it. Hollywood actors are something to keep us preoccupied in our spare time, not life-changing rolemodels. And if people COULD lead perfect lives, we wouldn't need our religion in the first place, now would we? In fact, depraved celebrities are probably responsible for half the things you hate so much.
Side note: Beauty is overrated. I'll take a plesent fugly girl over a hot bodied pissant any day.
So there. I'm sure there's more I could say, but it's now 4:30 in the morning, and my brain is turning out the lights. I hope you read this and are forced to cross examine the disillusioned farce of a life you're leading, but I hate destroying people like this. You just really seem to need a reality check.