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Typical 4channer

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 14:59

-5'5"

-110lbs

-Tiny penis (It's only 5' long)

-At least four zits in plain sight on any given day

-Bathing only once a week has endowed you with the raw, earthy scent of faeces

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 15:26

All of that wouldn't be so bad without the raw, earthy scent. I think that applies more to the typical weeaboo nerd, though. 4channers are vain, despite being anonymous. So they groom themselves often, and like to masturbate while looking in the mirror, fresh out of the shower.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 15:32

>>2
agrees through practice

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 16:06

Isn't 5 inches the average size?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 16:09

mine's 6'

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 16:19

Japanese men would kill to have 5" penises.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 16:19

lol six foot penis

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 16:52

>>6
According to what I've observed so far from watching JAVs I find this unlikely.

Name: vicky 2006-11-30 18:40

I'm a girl...lol i r teh non everage lulz!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-30 18:44

>>1
what about the fat bastards?

Name: Sean Fucking Connery 2006-11-30 23:02

I know a guy from 4chan...and he's a Mexican!

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 0:27

What this "only" five inches shit, average is 4 inches.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 0:30

>>12
That's just what you want to believe, Mr. tiny dick.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 1:39

it's amazing i fit that almost completly execpt for the smell part

but you forgot the most important one

name: Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 1:53

>>12
Global average is 6.25".  There have been (not surprisingly) dozens of studies on this subject, and that's what they always get +/- 0.25".

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 7:14

>>9
Most points still apply though, with one obvious exception. Your tiny woman-brain couldn't find it though, so I'll reveal it as the "Tiny penis..." point.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 18:34

>>12

For a Jap maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 18:37

I'm heavier, taller, slightly longer and shower every day.

This isn't very accurate at all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 23:26


Shower every other day minimum, few 'zits', weigh like 11stone (i dont do that lb shit).

Penis = 11cm unerect.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 23:29

unerect is variable though, put ice on there and you'll see what I mean

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 23:42

Normal, room temprature etc. w/e

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 23:49

-6'1''

-160lbs

-Average penis 6inches

-3  red swellings visible

- cold showerring only twice a week has endowed you with regular body odour, familiar but nothing rancid

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 2:06

dayum 5'' is hunggg

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 2:58

>>23
...for an asian, maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 13:14

I got 2 inches of rock-hard fun!
::D~~*~~~*~~*~*~*~~*   <<penor

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 21:30

Hey guys (and girl) lets duscuss our penor sizes lol, thatd b a great way to spend our time, and at the same time boosts our egoes. Did you know if you stare at it for ages, it gets bigger (or you go blind)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 22:36

You guys aren't sticking it out the airlock enough

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 22:49

>>26
Has a tiny penis.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-06 22:50

6'0... moderate body builder. Good complexion (thanks to trimox)
6.5 inch penis, 6 inches around.

If you dont like your penis size do kegals and jelqs (whatever its called)

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 22:56

Everyone posting in this thread has a small penis.

Name: LordRiordan 2006-12-06 22:59

depends on what your standards are. If you fuck horses and whales then yes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 23:17

My penis is almost 7' long

ME > you

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 23:19

I have a penis complex. My penis is so small you could practically sit on it and never ever notice it's even there in the first place.
Because it isn't.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 23:56

>>18
STFU and GTFO you fagget needle-dick. Youre just like the rest of us, so stop sayin shit thats not true.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 23:58

>>32
Your Grandma>Anonymous 16

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