Typical 4channer

-5'5"

-110lbs

-Tiny penis (It's only 5' long)

-At least four zits in plain sight on any given day

-Bathing only once a week has endowed you with the raw, earthy scent of faeces

All of that wouldn't be so bad without the raw, earthy scent. I think that applies more to the typical weeaboo nerd, though. 4channers are vain, despite being anonymous. So they groom themselves often, and like to masturbate while looking in the mirror, fresh out of the shower.