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Seriously though--ATTN CHRISTIANS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 22:13

Drop the Christ.

In my long, atheistic life, I have seen hard evidence that there are God-believers, Christians even, who are not dogmatic fuckwits that preach fire and brimstone.  Many of these people (you, perhaps?) do not believe that the entire world is going to burn in a pit of hell and damnation and unpleasantry, but simply think that there must be a maker behind it all, and that there must be an afterlife, because existence would be quite boring otherwise.

So again, I implore thee: drop the Christ.

Whether you like it or not, the word "Christian" has racked up the association over the years of being connected to persecution, racism, genocide, sadism, greed, and xenophobia.  If you fit the description contained in the longish paragraph above, then I imagine you do not like being lumped in with the likes of Jack Chick.  So please, make the most noble choice of your entire life: convert.  Stop calling yourself a Christian.  Convince all your friends to stop calling themselves Christians.   DO NOT start a new faith, DO NOT think up a new name for yourselves.  Simply be.  Believe in God if you wish to, and by all means teach the seven virtues to your children and nieces and nephews, and discourage the seven deadly sins.  But please, for the good of the present and the future, abandon he who died for your sins.  He was a good chap, yes, and I'm sure he meant well, but all he's doing now is mucking things up, and the fact of the matter is that the sooner we discard him as rubbish and keep him in the history books where he belongs, and out of the present tense, the sooner the world can become a less antagonistic place.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 22:19


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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 23:35

Ok so this is either a Christian pretending to be an atheist showing how retarded it sounds to try and make a person give up their beliefs or this is a real 16 year old atheist who is just mildly retarded. Either way you lose at using the internets.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 0:37

>>3
Rebuttal that couldn't be torn apart by a mildly retarded sixteen-year-old atheist or GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 0:51

lol?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 1:05

>>1, did you meet a Christian who'd actually admitted who they are and then got in an argument and lost?

I keep my religion to myself.  I imagine a lot of people do too now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 1:27

You fail at the internets

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 1:44

>>6

Really?  I'm sorry, please forgive me.  I had no idea you kept your religion to yourself.  If you keep your religion to yourself, then I'm sure the tired conflicts between varying faiths will clear up in no time!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 4:55

Bump because cultism is a troglodyte's cause.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 5:06

Old Testament wins. New fails.

orwait RELIGION FAILS IT.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 5:18

DROP THE CHRIST.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 7:51

i say to hell with all organized religion but i swear christians need to stop talkin about the shit more then anyone >< dam bible pushers

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 13:36

AHSDKJFSDH ALL RELIGION DOES IS DIVIDE.
Love.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 14:53

>>13
Divide by zero?  Yes, only our Christian God can do that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 17:58

No, only Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 19:13

Christianity is truth.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-22 22:49

>>16 this is why my dick is bigger than yours :)

Name: LordRiordan 2006-11-22 23:20

My cock is 10 parsec long and could smack jesus and impregnate the universe

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 20:42

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 13:19

"Many... of our contemporaries either do not at all perceive, or explicitly reject, this intimate and vital bond of man to God. Atheism must therefore be regarded as one of the most serious problems of our time."

The name "atheism" covers many very different phenomena. One common form is the practical materialism which restricts its needs and aspirations to space and time. Atheistic humanism falsely considers man to be "an end to himself, and the sole maker, with supreme control, of his own history." Another form of contemporary atheism looks for the liberation of man through economic and social liberation. "It holds that religion, of its very nature, thwarts such emancipation by raising man's hopes in a future life, thus both deceiving him and discouraging him from working for a better form of life on earth."

Since it rejects or denies the existence of God, atheism is a sin against the virtue of religion. The imputability of this offense can be significantly diminished in virtue of the intentions and the circumstances. "Believers can have more than a little to do with the rise of atheism. To the extent that they are careless about their instruction in the faith, or present its teaching falsely, or even fail in their religious, moral, or social life, they must be said to conceal rather than to reveal the true nature of God and of religion."

Atheism is often based on a false conception of human autonomy, exaggerated to the point of refusing any dependence on God. Yet, "to acknowledge God is in no way to oppose the dignity of man, since such dignity is grounded and brought to perfection in God...." "For the Church knows full well that her message is in harmony with the most secret desires of the human heart."

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 18:30

I am a deist just like our founding fathers.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-02 18:54

I am a Knight in Satan's Service, just like Gene Simmons.

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