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Anonymous2006-11-16 15:25
Satan uses a tripcode? I call upon the wrath of Tyr.
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Anonymous2006-11-16 15:31
>>1
want to whine about it?
be a bitch and challenge me!
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I just got out of chem class today, and was on my way to pick up some lunch, when I happened upon an anti-abortion demonstration. It was a very professional outfit, you could tell they travel from college to college looking for converts. Your school may even be next. Picture a short triangular fence surrounding laminated displays of aborted fetus photos, with preachy demonstrators behind the fence handing out papers and keeping out trouble.
obviously I could not pass up such a rare opportunity.
I circled the demonstration maybe 4 or 5 times, taking it all in. at every pass they tried to give me a pamphlet, but I pulled the old "other guy just gave me one" routine. On my final pass, I stopped at a particularly stimulating display of aborted twins in a puddle of blood. At that age, every fetus starts with mostly female genitalia, so regardless of what could have been born, I can safely assure myself that all future fantasies regarding this image will be heterosexual.
After about a minute of staring at the display, engraving it into my mind for future use, one of the demonstrators, an old lady, approached me.
her- "Just horrible isn't it?"
me- "the lighting's a bit poor but-"
her- "If you're interested in volunteering, I could introduce you to our coordinator."
me- "No thank you, full time student."
her- "Understandable, but at least you care."
me- "Oh yes, very relevant to me interests."
her- "...excuse me?"
me- "oh um... just the image of the fetish- FETUS! Image of the Fetus, its relevant to my-"
her- "GET OUT!"
wow, i guess i shouldn't have burned all those bibles, korans, and talmuds then. oh well. since i'm going to hell might as well live it up. anyone have any babies they need killed?
>>13 No. Firstly, there's no evidence whatsoever for such a place or condition. Secondly, with all the stories of such a place or condition, there should be a sufficiency of evidence to support it. Since there is ZERO evidence, it's firmly rational to say that such a place or condition doesn't exist.
One should believe in Unicorns only once the evidence for Unicorns is presented. To believe otherwise is intellectually infantile.
>>14 THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I toldd you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.
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Anonymous2007-09-20 11:23 ID:T7gf8zEz
>>1
It started off interesting, then turned stupide really fast
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Anonymous2007-09-20 11:51 ID:wetv4iLc
>>15
Become a tripfag now, namefag, so we can mock you better.