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BURN A RELIGIOUS TEXT - GET* FREE** GIFT***!

Name: Satan !4Dd1nG2UpI 2006-11-16 14:53

Would you be interested in a FREE GIFT?

All you have to do is desecrate one (1) religious text of any type.  It can be a holy text (Bible, Torah, Koran) or a religious tract or pamphlet (all religions accepted).  Then, describe your event in this thread. 

In exchange for this, you will receive a FREE 15-day**** trial membership in Hell.  Act now and get your free gift right away!



































































*By "get", we mean "force to receive against your will."

**Shipping and handling not included.  Normal rates to Hell are $1,599,999.99 and up.  Shipping and handling charges are non-refundable.

***Not tax-deductible under US tax code.

****If you choose not to become a member after your trial period expires, you are responsible for transportation costs incurred for return trip.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 15:25

Satan uses a tripcode?  I call upon the wrath of Tyr.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 15:31

>>1
want to whine about it?
be a bitch and challenge me!
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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-16 20:27

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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 0:25

Naw, I'm satified with scientalogie

Name: Satan !Bmp/BAn.ME 2006-11-17 4:04

>>1
What the fuck is this? How dare you impersonate me you doppleganger. Once I find out who you are, I'm landing your ass in the Ninth Circle.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 4:16

i'd stick with my scatology

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 7:47

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Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 10:27

I just got out of chem class today, and was on my way to pick up some lunch, when I happened upon an anti-abortion demonstration. It was a very professional outfit, you could tell they travel from college to college looking for converts. Your school may even be next. Picture a short triangular fence surrounding laminated displays of aborted fetus photos, with preachy demonstrators behind the fence handing out papers and keeping out trouble.

obviously I could not pass up such a rare opportunity.

I circled the demonstration maybe 4 or 5 times, taking it all in. at every pass they tried to give me a pamphlet, but I pulled the old "other guy just gave me one" routine. On my final pass, I stopped at a particularly stimulating display of aborted twins in a puddle of blood. At that age, every fetus starts with mostly female genitalia, so regardless of what could have been born, I can safely assure myself that all future fantasies regarding this image will be heterosexual.

After about a minute of staring at the display, engraving it into my mind for future use, one of the demonstrators, an old lady, approached me.
her- "Just horrible isn't it?"
me- "the lighting's a bit poor but-"
her- "If you're interested in volunteering, I could introduce you to our coordinator."
me- "No thank you, full time student."
her- "Understandable, but at least you care."
me- "Oh yes, very relevant to me interests."
her- "...excuse me?"
me- "oh um... just the image of the fetish- FETUS! Image of the Fetus, its relevant to my-"
her- "GET OUT!"

I guess she noticed my erection.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 11:50

>>9
delicious pasta

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 4:52 ID:cjPkvsiM

>>10
pa

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 5:11 ID:WIJDF8Zx

wow, i guess i shouldn't have burned all those bibles, korans, and talmuds then. oh well. since i'm going to hell might as well live it up. anyone have any babies they need killed?

Name: Suishi 2007-09-20 5:29 ID:amYr6B5N

i mean, does hell actually exists ?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-20 5:35 ID:M1QUSDQp

>>13
No.  Firstly, there's no evidence whatsoever for such a place or condition.  Secondly, with all the stories of such a place or condition, there should be a sufficiency of evidence to support it.  Since there is ZERO evidence, it's firmly rational to say that such a place or condition doesn't exist.

One should believe in Unicorns only once the evidence for Unicorns is presented.  To believe otherwise is intellectually infantile.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-20 11:15 ID:WaXk4Zvw

>>14
THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I toldd you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 11:23 ID:T7gf8zEz

>>1
It started off interesting, then turned stupide really fast

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 11:51 ID:wetv4iLc

>>15
Become a tripfag now, namefag, so we can mock you better.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 13:15 ID:ixyvR4eW

Tamika Rabinowitz

Name: anon 2007-09-20 19:08 ID:8TgwJ9xR

sweet a comp i can enter lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 11:00 ID:1NNTbB2l

WIN

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