playing outside > fucking fat douche kids

Fucking kids today have no idea what it's like to play outside.

bmx, manhunt, king of the hill, skating, kickball, and smear the queer were 100times more fun than these faggot computer games kids are always playing.

>>1

i has all in the internet lol.

What is smear the queer? I've never heard of that one.

It's when you smear your jizz all over the queer.
And fuck them in the ass.

>>3
    

Well known homophobic recess game in which the person with the ball ("the queer") runs away from everyone else, who do their best to tackle their friend and become the new "queer." Game is known for having a title that rhymes.

I can remember being young during summer break i'd leave the house around 8am, get on my bike, and usually didn't come back home until lunch for an hour...than gone till dinner....than back out till dark.

All we did was ride bikes, play all the games mentioned above, or went to the park.

The only time I saw the TV was on saturday mornings for cartoons and usually watched a show with my dad 1 hour before bed.

Now these faggot kids just sit on their ass in front of some stupid video game or watching some shitty tv show. They have no clue about building a tree fort, building a ramp for your bike, or knowing the kids in the other neighborhood that don't go to your school..

>>6
Damn these kids with their rap music and their TV sets, why in my day we had to walk both ways to school etc. etc. and when you've lived through a war let me tell you, you don't take things for granted etc. etc. etc. FDR, now there was a president, at least HIS wife knew her place not like some people I could mention etc. etc. is this thing on my neck getting bigger? The doctor said no but doctors are all idiots etc. etc. etc. when I was a lad we didn't even wear HELMETS etc. etc. Have you heard of this 'horseless carriage'? It'll never take off.

I used to play b-ball outside of the school, for real. I was pretty good, before I got into computers.

yea , i used to do all that stuff , until the other kids never wanted to do it anymoar , i think it'd still be fun to do it though , hahaha , better than downloading these god awful torrents . WAIT.......... this is some kind of trap , im not inside all day , i get drunk and party every weekend.

Couple of guys up to no good? Trouble in the neighborhood?

>>1
Penis? Vagina? Vagina? Penis? Penis? Horse Cunt?

i party every day.

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>>12
But do you rock and roll all night?

>>14
oh noes. i don't. do i fail?

Join the GNAA and protect america's youth!

>>6
building ramps was the fucking shit!!

i remember the countless number of times i bent my front fork from jumping off of ramps and building dirt jumps, etc. i was so close to death as a young'n

I didn't play any of these outside games b/c I never really had anyone to play with.

I didn't play any games outside because whenever I did I was confronted by the cops.

No, seriously. I wouldn't even be anywhere near whatever the fucking problem was and I would be blamed because the other kids in the neighborhood were jackasses. Once, some of them joined together and set the fields behind our houses on fire (while I was in my garage on a skateboard), and when the firedepartment came out, they came to visit me. WTF?
They would also make bombs (see: chlorine and rubbing alcohol) and since my house was the only one in the neighborhood with a swimming pool, obviously it was me making the bombs and/or supplying the materials.
After tons and tons of shit like that, I finally lost my faith, and just started staying inside 24/7, soon the neighbors all realised that I was gone and shit was still happening.

Though, after a few months, I went outside and was rollerblading, one of the fuckers tripped me and I broke my arm. When I got my cast I beat the shit out of him with it. That was delicious.
A few years later, 3 of the kids went to juvey because they decided to tape an M-80(one of them had almost bimonthly visits to mexico with their family as a vacation of sorts) to the back of the icecream man's truck. I. Fucking. LOLed.

tl;dr

i see you fucking lol'd. I lol too.

>>18

Even if I had nobody around, I'd go in the woods where it was all weedy with a fucking stick and make myself trails, climb trees and swing on vines that often broke and would fuck me up severely.

Luckily, as a kid, I was invincible.

>>21
Yea, I used to do that too.

i used to hurt my self in every impossible way as a kid. even eating dinner was an adventure in my world.

people say im pretty fucked up now when im all grown up

>>23
you're pretty fucked up now

>>24
that's what they tell me D:

>>19

whilst reading your post , I imagined you were black from the start lol

>>20
tl;dr: Neighborhood sucked, I was a scapegoat. Lots of bombs and arsen. Cops hated me. Icecream man got fucked, kids thrown in jail.
>>26
>.>
No, not quite. I think the only non-white person in the neighborhood was an adopted kid.

>>27
are you fucked up?

The black kid did it!

Or maybe he's jewish?

>>1
One time me and my friends were playing with an airplane, but we crashed it into some buildings :(

The buildings were like, twins

>>31

Pics or it didn't happen.

no

Hacky-sack was the shit!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_circle_kick_variants#Sack

 Also, water wars. It was always heaps of fun until my neighbour's drugged out older twin brothers joined in with waterguns filled with nail polish removal...

manhunt at hods224 is awesome

>>31
AND TUUHWEEINZ

Riding bikes was damn fun. How come kids don't so that any more?

AWW JEEEZE

>>37
Nigga stole it.

>>39
Nigga stole their shoes too, thats why kids dont go outside anymoar

>>5

I look back at when I used to play that game and think "what a stupid name" but in the context of being a little kid and playing it, the name's about as homophobic as the term "gay" is to a first grader. They don't actually know what it means, and pretty much see it as a synonym for "stupid" or "dumb".

Also, we used to call it "bag the fag" as well. I'm glad I'm not evaluated based on how I acted back in elementary school/junior high.

this thread delivers
more stories anonymous!

I agree.

We called it "kill the dirty shit-covered nigger", but we didn't know it meant something bad

lol !!!

I used to do all this shit you guys are talking about. You're overhyping it. It wasn't that fun. Well basketball outside of the school was pretty fun, but only if you could get a good challenging game going... which was rare because all my usual friends sucked. Videogames on the other hand were THE BOMB when SNES came out, and then the N64 and playstation... Also Ultima Online lol.

I confess I am pretty bored with most modern videogames, but I'm an adult now.

Ok, this thread got me remembering the fun I used to have on my bike... going down huge hills and trying to make the longest skid mark possible, doing jumps, and skinning my knees/ruining my jeans all the time. Maybe most kids are missing out these days, I still see some skater kids and shit around my neighborhood though...

I'm not allowed outside - I'm ginger.

u do all realise you're inside typing this shit at the moment yeah?

>>48
durrr... and what conclusions do you draw from that? Everyone has time to browse some messageboards once in a while. Plus this topic is about kids, and most of us aren't kids anymore.