playing outside > fucking fat douche kids

Fucking kids today have no idea what it's like to play outside.

bmx, manhunt, king of the hill, skating, kickball, and smear the queer were 100times more fun than these faggot computer games kids are always playing.

I didn't play any games outside because whenever I did I was confronted by the cops.

No, seriously. I wouldn't even be anywhere near whatever the fucking problem was and I would be blamed because the other kids in the neighborhood were jackasses. Once, some of them joined together and set the fields behind our houses on fire (while I was in my garage on a skateboard), and when the firedepartment came out, they came to visit me. WTF?
They would also make bombs (see: chlorine and rubbing alcohol) and since my house was the only one in the neighborhood with a swimming pool, obviously it was me making the bombs and/or supplying the materials.
After tons and tons of shit like that, I finally lost my faith, and just started staying inside 24/7, soon the neighbors all realised that I was gone and shit was still happening.

Though, after a few months, I went outside and was rollerblading, one of the fuckers tripped me and I broke my arm. When I got my cast I beat the shit out of him with it. That was delicious.
A few years later, 3 of the kids went to juvey because they decided to tape an M-80(one of them had almost bimonthly visits to mexico with their family as a vacation of sorts) to the back of the icecream man's truck. I. Fucking. LOLed.